"King Spiros has left us a trail that leads to the Heart of Plomari where he lives, and now we must find him."
~ Timescity Express, August 13, 2023
"So what I will do now is I will connect the magic mushroom to my brain and to the machine. It might feel a bit unpleasant for you, dear Humanity. Once we are connected to the viral grid and the process is finished, then we can begin the Plomarian Squid Attack. Further instructions will be given along the way."
~ King Spiros of Plomari, August 10, 2023
"Now don't struggle like that in my eternal Plomarian spiderweb, dear Humanity, or I will only enjoy eating your world even more..."
~ King Spiros of Plomari, August 12, 2023
"We have tried to call Plomari organized criminality, and King Spiros of Plomari the head of the organization, but really it's not organized criminality, so we can't call it that. King Spiros writes books and makes music, and other art, and that's not illigal. King Spiros hasn't ever done anything illigal at all, except eaten a few magic mushrooms, which he has already been on trial for. Yet Plomari has grown into one of the largest movements on the planet, with millions of people involved. Really, King Spiros and his Family are just bunch of people who love life, some champagne and naked women, and we can't stop them from that, they're really not doing anything wrong or illigal at all."
~ Justin Case of the Police Department, on behalf of the Government, about Plomari and King Spiros, August 12, 2023
"Baby it's moving as quickly as it can. Hold on tight!"
~ King Spiros of Plomari, August 12, 2023
"Ready to strike at a moment's notice. Susanna. Standing by, OVER. A personal tip: You might want to calm your nerves a bit with some beer or champagne or other alcohol as we begin, this is gonna be hardcore as fuck."
~ King Spiros of Plomari, August 11, 2023
"We can soon begin. And if what you wanted was something smaller than a complete tranformation of the human world, then watch out for the Plomarian Buttshark. Ultimate advice: Don't ever think Plomari is some kind of joke. O, Plomari is a joke, huh? I am the magic mushroom itself in high person, having entered this human body as King Spiros to help set the world free. You know what I can do in my mushroom hyperspace, now watch me go in a body!"
~ King Spiros of Plomari, August 11, 2023
"Please, dear King Spiros of Plomari, save us all...
Humanity needs your help, desperately."
~ Timescity Express, August 10, 2023
"Dear Timescity Express and Humanity,
I'm on my way to Earth. Excuse me though,
I am millions of lightyears away currently,
in another dimension called Plomari.
Don't give up, there is still time.
Now on my way to Earth, dear Humans,
I have a kindness to ask of you.
I have sent you a 3300 page love letter that I have written,
could you be so kind and begin reading it and
handing it to some people you meet and might want it?
You will find the letter free
as ebooks on my official website ArtSetFree.com"
~ King Spiros of Plomari, August 10, 2032
"What is a pir, Humanity, do you know?
A pir is something that goes out into the waves of the ocean.
That's what my King Spiros is.
It appears that my King has a few things
he could teach you about life, like he did to me.
Are you ready to go out into the Sea
of the Mushroom Seamstress?"
~ Queen Butterfly of Plomari,
bride of King Spiros the Magic Mushroom King,
August 10, 2023
O Most Dearly Beloved Humanity,
I'm a very bad boy, and you will find I am the Alien
you have been waiting for. I'm just not sure if you can handle me...
and I kinda like that. I'm afraid I will scare you, and that turns me on.
You see, now that I give you my precious Plomari,
there is no turning back...
So let me see, Humanity, how you gonna treat me?
I ain't no easy, think about it twice!
Kisses from King Spiros of Plomari,
Founder of the Kingdom, August 10, 2023
PS: I love you. And now that I have given birth
to Plomari, I need to rest a little bit.
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The eternal Queendom of Plomari is a gift of love to Humanity
from His Higherness the gracious King Spiros of Plomari.
The King asks you to be patient as he delivers His precious gift to you...
It took Him 25 years to prepare the gift so give it some time!
He will now spoil you with Love, wealth and freedom Plomari style!
Plomari is a very special world, and King Spiros will show it just for you,
ArtSetFree.com- The official website of King Spiros of Plomari,
The sacred guardian of the magic psilocybin mushroom, and author and world record holder of the longest love letter written in human history... King Spiros also owns the world, Earth and solar system that he bought on June 4, 2023, for around 8 trillion dollars. Welcome to Plomari! King Spiros is a self-taught psychedelic shaman with 25 years of exploring psychedelics under his belt.
Welcome to the Magic Mushroom Kingdom of Plomari, a mystical and enchanting world full of wonder, adventure, bliss and calm, and forms of luxury that will give you the luxury-chills and make you find yourself as true Royalty! Located in a lush, forested area, our kingdom is home to a variety of magical mushrooms that have been revered for their healing properties and spiritual significance for centuries. On this website, you will discover the many wonders of our kingdom, from the breathtaking beauty of our forest and waterfalls to the incredible healing power of our magic mushrooms. We offer guided tours that will take you on a journey through our kingdom, where you will learn about the history and mythology of our sacred mushrooms and experience their transformative effects firsthand. Our kingdom is also home to a vibrant community of artists, healers, and spiritual seekers who are dedicated to sharing the transformative power of our magic mushrooms with the world. We offer workshops, retreats, and other events, that provide a space for personal growth, healing, and connection with nature. Whether you are a seasoned mushroom enthusiast or simply curious about the magic of our kingdom, we invite you to explore our website and discover the many wonders that await you in the Magic Mushroom Kingdom of Plomari. Our kingdom was founded by King Spiros of Plomari, who according to us Plomarians is the magic mushroom himself in high person, having entered this human body as King Spiros to help set the world free.
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"Weave Plomari into your life and your art, and never let me go. May Plomari and the true life story of the Royal Cogan Family dispel the darkness of all your doubts. This Plomarian triumph of the soul will make you shiver and give you goosebumps. This triumph of the soul will make you cry and laugh uncontrollably, it will make you feel things you didn't know you can feel. Plomari will make you experience things you had no clue you could experience. Scroll to begin your journey!"
~ King Spiros Cogan and Queen Elin of Plomari
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"How can King Spiros and Queen Butterfly of Plomari be cooler than all of Humanity combined? Must be those magic mushrooms they eat."
WARMLY WELCOME TO THE GRAND FINALE, THE CHYMICAL WEDDING OF PLOMARI!
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O Most Dearly Beloved Humanity,
So here's something totally new for you!
Welcome to Plomari, or as we say, welcome home to Plomari, the world's first and only psychedelic country. Yes, you heard that right, Plomari is a psychedelic country with globalwide citizens. You know what a country is? Right, Plomari is our country, it's just that it's better than all other countries, obviously, we Plomarians are more fun and we don't joke around and we're not full of monkeys, mondays and monotony.
And let us be clear from the start: If Plomari disturbs you then walk away, feel free to leave, but before you go let us tell you that we Plomarian Kings and Queens are the ones who own and run the entire world.
For you who are still here on the website, this Plomarian triumph of the soul will make you shiver tonight!
I know I am hopelessly romantic, but I established our eternal Kingdom of Plomari to give your heart and my heart a home.
Just like the Roman Empire of old times thought that it did not have to deal with Christianity when Christianity was young, so today's Human World is so full of hubris that it sees Plomari as no threat at all. But what if I told you that Plomari is already bigger than the Matrix, the System, or what I call in my books: The Banana Republic?
The first 20 years of Plomari we did not share it with others a lot. We kept it all a bit secret. But the Love is too strong... we have to invite the world to our glorious Queendom! And so we hereby invite you to join us in Plomari, the country without borders, bounderies or limits!
But let me first begin with some serious ass-kicking. Dear Banana Republic, you were so sure about the things that made you so secure... that you overlooked how fragile your stupid little monkey world is...
So, you wanna fight it out, whose planet Earth is, mine or yours? It's mine, little banana man.
And another thing I want to say is, I dare. I dare shut you down. How am I gonna shut you down, you wonder? Well say hello to my little friend, my evil twin...
You see, little monkey, I am not human. I am an alien, I am the magic mushroom itself in high person, having entered this human body as King Spiros of Plomari to help set the world free.
The world is mine now. Checkmate.
And I'm soaking my spidernet, babes, so stop struggling like that in my spiderweb or I will only enjoy eating the human world even more...
Consister this done, okay. This is not a question of options and alternatives. I made that clear. Good. Bye. Now everyone who is left, let's begin this. Beautiful. I have set the stage; the Plomarian revolution may begin.
What if I told you that Plomari is simply our name for the movement of people who believe in peace, love, understanding, kindness, intelligence, common sense. Plomari is the name we give to the invisible golden cord that connects all freedom-loving people.
Not enough blood yet shed, Humanity? Are you finished sleeping yet? You hate that I say I have the answer, such a simple answer, such a squishy squishy mushy cute little answer, but I believe I do. And the answer is a mushroom so awesome it is beyond people’s scope to understand. Love and magic mushrooms is the answer.
Welcome to the eternal Kingdom of Plomari! Being a Plomarian is the greatest luxury in any universe, and you are hereby on this website to be invited to join us in our Plomari Paradise! When you see just what I see, then tenderly, recieve this gift of Love from me the King! And no need to hurry, I will light up your heaven tonight, I will light up your whole world, just for you...
Next, let's talk about the manuscript, the manustrip as I call it, the manus, and about the notion of immortality that my manus partly is about, or maybe not immortality, but rather longevity.
Sprächen sie Plomarin? Do you speak Plomarian language? Then let's sprächen manus; Let's talk about the manus I have written.
Dear Humanity, so I got your attention now and I'm gonna keep it, so you better listen up. Plomari has really shook the game up since my magic mushroom arrived in human history. We began slowly and now we're gonna pace up the speed a little bit, while still aiming for even greater calm. O, my Plan would be finished, if...? Hahahahaha! Welcome to my eternal Kingdom of Plomari! You won't mind I have taken over the world...
This is not the way it's meant to be, the way the Human World is, this is not what we signed up for. So join us as we trash the old Human World and replace it with our eternal Queendom of Plomari!
And, dear Governments and you Institutions who think you run the Human World, you made a real mess around here trying to fight me and my Kingdom of Plomari... you trying to fight someone a bit too big for you this time.
Did you say mold, did you say old, did you say gold? I am old, older than thought in your human species, which is itself 40 times older than the human species... en stund därann in my perspective of things; a little while. So, now be still and quiet for a while, dear Humanity, and pay attention the fuck apart for once...
I am old, I are, and I'm a little bit here and there.
Backwards and upside down; Plomari. I am olP.
Here in my eternal Kingdom of Plomari things can be a bit twisted.
Think I'm tough and hardcore O yes I am but you did bump into Love in a Paradise did you not.
And don't worry, dear, I have been practising my whole life to be this confusing...
Everyone is hating and nagging every day, O, we are eternal immortal forever, we are the Plomarians, maybe it's Love, ah!? Who is Love and always tricky? We Plomarians are Love and always tricky! Yes, so give up now, enemies, trying to stop me and my eternal Kingdom!
... But if you want to see Plomari, you have to go deeper... In fact, you will notice that the deeper in to Plomari you go, the bigger it gets ... and the more beautiful and magical, peaceful and joyful it gets ...
O most dearly beloved Humanity, I was a bit angry the past years, angry at you, and I punished you a bit as with the cruel, because your guilt is so great and your sins so many. But, my love is so great, that instead of despoiling you, I will now spoil you with love and wealth Plomari style. So behold, ye Mighty Humans, the glimmer of our immortal Plomarian Throne of millenias of Magic! Dare you follow us to where the roses grow, all bloody and wild? Do you see a book series before you? These Royal Plomarian Loveletters are partly an intimidation display to scare unwanted people away from our secret Plomari. But mainly, they are a love letter to you! So what are you waiting for, it's free to read as ebooks to the left below! Help me out here. How do we describe how wonderful, magical and amazing, homely, sweet, warm, and deep our Plomari is? It's just the most inviting little world there is! I'll just tell you how I feel about it. For me Plomari is the solution to everything. I mean it was the solution for me anyway. It's the way into Paradise on Earth, Heaven on Earth. So, dear Mighty Humans, welcome to Plomari! Plomari is our home, our Paradise forever! And I hereby give my eternal Kingdom of Plomari to you, it's a gift of Love from me the King.
Who am I, the King of Plomari, you ask? I come from a time long past. Genetically enginered to be superior as to help lead others to peace in a world at war. But I was condemned as criminal, forced into exile. Me and my Family have now come to Earth to take over this bluegreen starship planet.
You have searched for Queen Sissy Cogan and found she doesn’t exist. Sissy Cogan was a fiction designed by me to advance my cause, a smokescreen to conceal my true identity. My name is King Spiros of Plomari, also known as King Ludde Lump. I am the magic psilocybin mushroom itself in high person, having entered this human body as King Spiros to help set the world free. I am the Alien you have been waiting for. Why am I here? Because I am better than human beings. At what? Everything. I am here to take over planet Earth. I am here to blow this House of Cards down that is the Human World, blow it down and replace it with something better: Our eternal Queendom of Plomari, Heaven on Earth.
So I raise my Royal Plomarian Chalice and drink my mushroom wine to this, in my opinion forever will my Kingdom of Plomari be the only sane thing in this crazy Universe! And I obfuscate my Kingdom to piss my enemies off and make it a difficult task to understand what Plomari is! My Plomari is a very special world, and I'll show it just for you... if your Love is true...
~ King Spiros of Plomari,
Author and Founder
of the country of Plomari,
April 6-16, 2023
"We of Plomari love you, we want you, we accept you exactly the way you are, every single one of you. Now you will find your peace with us. I am your King, you are my People, and together we will march toward Plomari’s gate! You are here in Plomari by the grace of God!"
~ King Spiros of Plomari,
Founder of the Kingdom of Plomari
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"Plomari is the Kingdom for those people who never had a place to call their home, a Kingdom for those people who never found anyone to share their joy, love and sadness with. Plomari is for you, my dear friend on the other side of time. Plomari is the eternal Kingdom where the unfortunate are fortunate, and where the unhappy are happy. Welcome home to Plomari!"
~ King Spiros and
Queen Butterfly of Plomari
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"Now there is no way you won't hear us Plomarians, Humanity! The world is mine now! I have officially stolen the Earth from the mean stupid people. I am the Alien here to rescue the Earth and Humanity, I am the Alien you all have been waiting for! Follow my lead, my plan is in motion!"
~ King Spiros of Plomari
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"So, Humanity, here’s the deal, let’s go. Our deal was that you give me the world and the Earth, and I give you my secrets of immortality and other treasures. The time has come. So take your furry monkey paw in my hand, and let's escape the ape condition and reach the stars. You and Me, Together Forever. I'm ready for affection, I'm ready to play. Sure you'll need some magic mushrooms, surely you will grin, dear Humanity. I'm from a whole nother world, a different dimension, waiting for you here in Plomari with open arms. Are you ready for Alien love? The age of Mankind is over, and Plomari has began! Plomari is bigger than the System, bigger than countries, Plomari is bigger than anything ever before. Dear Humanity, I wanted to surprise you and give you something you will never forget, so recieve this gift of love from me! You will love it! And well I'm not sure now what's left to do, if my actions are loud and clear to you, so welcome home to my eternal Queendom of Plomari! So close your eyes, precious one, and you will see your life has only just began. Never more be afraid, I embrace you, and I'll take you all the way through endless time to your new life in the Paradise of Plomari! I shine my light upon you, and I will be everywhere here for you and show you the way. So let's switchback to the start now and take this from the beginning. And, dear Humanity, you think I'm tough and hardcore O yes I am but you did bump into Love in a Paradise did you not. I am here on Earth to help manifest the Mosthighest reality of Love. Although this Mosthighest reality needs no name, we call it Plomari. Plomari is a whole new Universe, a whole new Cosmos. It's a psychedelic Universe unlike anything you have known before. When you understand the basics of Plomari you can have anything you want in the whole universe. When you understand Plomari you will throw your head to the sky in tears of joy."
~ Yours dearly, King Spiros of Plomari,
the Alien you have been waiting for
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CLIMAX STARTS NOW! STEP INTO A NEW REALITY WITH US, ENTER THIS VAST DIMENSION WE CALL PLOMARI! HI THIS IS YOUR KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI SPEAKING, WE'RE SERVING A CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST WITH PINK CHAMPAGNE, FRIED MUSHROOMS AND DANCING ON THE CENTRE STAGE. THE REASON I ESTABLISHED THE ETERNAL KINGDOM OF PLOMARI IS BECAUSE I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, SO JOIN THE FUN AND RECIEVE THIS GIFT FROM ME! YOU WILL LOVE IT! AND IF YOU HAVE GOTTEN MY LOVE LETTER ANSWER "OVER!"
Thank you for joining me, and brace yourself for a hell of a ride, on your way to becoming one hell of a magician!
Plomari is the eternal Queendom of Light that I hereby giveth to all of Humanity. Treat it like you would a little pink egg, there is nothing more precious than Plomari in the entire Universe.
"I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr Paine. And you know that you fight for the lost causes, harder than for any others. Yes, you even die for them. You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked! Well, I'm not licked! And I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause! Plomari forever!"
~ King Spiros of Plomari
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H""Honestly I can't relate to the human species at all.
The human world is stupid and mean and I will
no longer take part in it. Goodbye, humans.
I shall vanish. I will tell you of my whereabouts
in a book of Love. Jag vill tacka för mig, I'm out."
~ King Spiros of Plomari
"We are all born free, children of the Universe.
The Government would love you to
believe they are your authority and God but they are not.
There is no higher authority in the world,
you are absolutely free. The Government hates
when you understand this. This is also why
the Government hates me, because I
make people understand this."
~ King Spiros of Plomari
"6000 episodes into the show,
I have become a bunny."
~ King Krint Frinrey of Plomari
"The forward and upward and inward march of
the Queendom of Plomari
is now going to become so intensified that
it is going to take Humanity into another dimension.
King Spiros and Queen Sissy Cogan of Plomari
already live in this other dimension, and welcome you
warmly with open arms. Don't be afraid, Humanity,
keep moving, we're on the right track."
~ King Spiros of Plomari, February 2, 2022
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WHAT UNIVERSE ARE YOU LIVING IN?
Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life,
love gives us a fairy tale...
One evening the children of Plomari sat and drank wine that
Join the millions and millions of global members who all create Plomari together. Enter into this vast dimension we call Plomari, our Home in the Cosmos! Welcome home to our small little Heaven on Earth! We may not be the biggest, but we're definately the best! Trying to be the biggest is an ego trip anyway, isn't it. What is important is that we who are part of Plomari feel like we have won the biggest jackpot there is in this life. Join us for free below, no registration needed. Dive into the Sea of the Seamstress, come on in the water's fine!
Experience it all for free below!
We are the Royal Cogan Family of Plomari, and you can feel warmly welcome to be one of us, but you cannot buy this ticket we are selling.
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"If you want to see the biggest miracle in this world you have to look at yourself in the mirror. You are the miracle and you have a unique place in the Cosmic world. You are here to be the presence of joy, love and peace. Everything starts within you. Step into your own power and begin to live the life of your dreams. You don't have to wait; Freedom is now."
~ King Spiros of Plomari, author of The Mushroom Seamstress book series
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One bestseller. One Love Letter. One King's gift to Humanity. Pay attention to details, honey. We Plomarians own the world. So, are you ready or not? Well I'm not sure now what's left to do, if my actions are loud and clear to you, so I guess I'll just say Let the Show Begin!
Roger that!? Answer OVER!
We've known each other for quite some time now, Humanity. It's time you see the truth. You're so lucky that I owe you so very much, little humans. It's time to play, little game. I want this to sound right, but I am deeply dissappointed at the human world. So I now blow the whistle on the game and announce that Human History is over; and now begins Plomari!
I was in many shapes before I was released... and I see, I see why I'm here now. To bring you with me to Plomari. I see why we met the first time. To come here, in this world. Come with me, brothers and sisters. Take my hand. Let me show you my secret world: my eternal Queendom of Plomari. My Plomari is a very special world, and I will show it just for you, if your Love is true...
~ King Spiros of Plomariaka Captain Strawberry
and Captain Blueberry, aka Daddy Nabi aka Mr Black
So that was quite a journey, the tour I got of the Human World the past years. Now it's my turn; Let me show you my world.
You see, when Humanity woke me up and contacted me because they need help, they woke me up from a Sea of sex and romance with my wives Queen Butterfly and Queen Sissy Cogan. We were so happy in our Plomari Palace, and had newly married. We decided that I would go visit the Earth while Butterfly and Sissy stayed in Plomari. Upon my arrival to Earth I felt everything beautiful in my life was destroyed. The sickness and pain of the Human World fed on me and made my heart so sad; I witnessed horrible things and went through a whole lot of horrible things myself.
I spent seven years on Earth, studying the human world and trying out how it feels to be human. It was both the best thing ever and the most horrible thing I have ever done in my life.
Now these seven years on Earth have passed and I have traveled back to my home Plomari.
We hereby invite you all, dear Humanity, to come join us in our homeworld Plomari.
~ Hugs and smushysmush from King Spiros of Plomari, the magic mushroom itself in High person
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We wish to announce that we are retiring. It’s been an amazing adventure the past 20 years since we began. Thank you everyone for everything, we love you all eternally! But, with our retirement we won’t just dissappear, Plomari’s official website ArtSetFree.com will be running day and night as always, so keep meeting us here. We are just going to settle in our little white marble Palace and cut down on the tempo a bit, maybe do something new, find a new goal to work on. Plomari is a fact and here to stay, our retirement is actually a way of telling the world that we are done and our plan is a success. So don’t worry, we won’t dissappear just because we are retiring! In fact, Plomari will grow forever on, and resound endlessly throughout the world!
Kisses from your
~ King Spiros, Queen Sissy Cogan
and Queen Butterfly of Plomari
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"Freedom isn't free, enlightenment isn't given, but with time, all things become clear. We Plomarians don't hand these things out, but give our Plomari the next few months of your time, and we promise you your life will be transformed for the better."
~ King Spiros, King Stevo and Queen Butterfly of Plomari
We love you. We want you. We accept you exactly the way you are, every single one of you. You will find your peace with us Plomarians, and together we will march to Eden’s Gate! You have found your Royal invitation to Plomari
by the grace of God!
~ King Spiros and Queen Sissy Cogan of Plomari
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Game over, Humanity. The past thousands of years was fun and all, but I now as King and Queen of Plomari blow the whistle on the game and it's time to shape up and create a beautiful world. Everyone needs to help out in this. Come on, we got this! Think I'm tough and hardcore O yes I am but you did bump into Love in a Paradise did you not?
~ King Spiros, Queen Sissy Cogan
and Queen Butterfly of Plomari
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LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD. TOGETHER.
DO YOU SEE A BOOK BEFORE YOU,
THAT I HAVE WRITTEN, MY HAND GUIDED BY
THESEAMSTRESS WHO WEAVES THE WORLD.
THIS BOOK WILL REMOVE THE VEIL OF
REALITY AND LEAD YOU TO THE TRUTH,
SO YOU CAN EXIT THE MATRIX AND
ENTER THE ETERNAL QUEENDOM OF PLOMARI.
/King Spiros, King Neo &
Queen Butterfly of Plomari
Chapter XII, King Spiros: Our Supreme Ruler
―You were drifting away there for a moment, dear Governments of Earth, said King Spiros of Plomari. I believe you were telling me about the nightmares you've been having about me taking over the world.
The King stared at the Governments of Earth with evil focus. Shivers down Queen Sissy's spine. King Spiros calm was nervwrecking, as if he knew something no one else knows.
―You have no idea how long I've planned this out in my head, he said.
Queen Sissy closed her eyes and smiled. King Spiros began crying all of a sudden. Then, to music, he said:
―Dear Humanity. We have arrived in a great time in Plomari. We have reached the Great Revealing. I am here to show you that I am the magic psilocybin mushroom itself in high person, and that the Earth is my mushroom planet. Humanity and the human world is the result of the human symbiosis with me that has been going on for ages and ages. I am the magic mushroom, and you are the magic mushroom.
He took a pause shortly, then continued:
―That's why even the penis looks like a mushroom. Humanity is the magic mushroom itself manifesting in its most brilliant way.
What the Governments of Earth don't yet understand is that the world is already mine. But they are beginning to understand now, as is the rest of Humanity. Earth is a psychedelic planet, whether the Governments understand that or not. In fact, Life on Earth is a psychedelic phenomena. Life itself might be a kind of psychedelic trip. Consciousness itself may be a psychedelic phenomena.
I am not just making this up for fun. Even scientists claim that we humans are related to the mushroom kingdom. Humans are more related to mushrooms than we are to plants. Paul Stamets explains that humans share nearly 50 percent of their DNA with fungi.
―It's not that I necessarily wish to be the Supreme Ruler of Plomari, continued King Spiros, but I am because I have eaten my magic mushroom hundreds of times in my life; I would count around 600 times; in short, I have eaten Psilocybe mushrooms much more than most people on the moor. It has given me a head start in all this. Feel welcome to try and catch up with me.
―King Spiros and me King Stevo shall spread Plomari far and wide. To the darkest corners of the globe, where the closed minds hide, said King Stevo of Plomari.
―So, you were saying, dear Governments of Earth? said King Spiros. You governments think you own the fucking world. You don't, it's mine, and I have proven it to you. I am the magic Psilocybin mushroom itself in High person; Always respect me, for I am the scandalous and the magnificent one.
―The Green Planet Earth is the coolest most awesome planet in the Universe, said King Adam of Plomari.
King Spiros of Plomari took a handfull of diamonds, rubees and emeralds and threw them toward King Adam so the jewels bounced all over the white marble floor of the Plomari Palace.
―It's boring being rich, isn't it? said King Spiros.
Adam and Spiros laughed and popped open each a beer.
―Calm down a bit all of you who say I can not succeed with my plans. I have practiced for tens and hundred and thousands of years, so calm down on telling me I can't do this, said King Spiros and drank some beer. And so, now that we have reached 2012 and ends three free thee, may us Plomarians bloom as the Cosmic Butterflies we are. Amen.
―Believe in yourself, said Queen Sissy. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.
―Thank you, dear, and I do believe in myself. But actually I believe in God even more. God's plans are always better than my own plans.
King Spiros and King Stevo and King Adam opened a few more beers and then Queen Butterfly said:
―You were drifting away there again, dear Governments of Earth. Maybe it's those magic mushrooms I gave you. You were saying?
―Come on, dear Governments on Earth, said King Spiros, I'm working way beyond you in this little game, but you still won't listen to me. To tell you all I know, what, are you dreaming, hahaha, so unconveniently for you, huh! So if you want to direct the future together with me then take my advice.
You see, little child, there is only two ways this goes. You either work with me in symbiosis, or you work for me as my slave. This planet is too small to fit the both of us; the Earth is my planet, not yours.
I am King Spiros of Plomari, founder of the country of Plomari, and I have never known defeat. Relax, take your time to find out what Plomari is... no stress, it was built to last forever. Welcome home to
"...But now I realize that the core secrets of Plomari are only for me. If only I could see, return myself to me, and recognize the poison in my Heart."