67th Plomarian Honest-Satire Disclaimer · This Is Not A Hoax, Parody, Or Fictional Press Release · This Is The Actual Official Royal Press Release Of His Majesty King Spiros Of Plomari, Filed By Queen Rose Cogan Of Timescity · Queen Rose Cogan's Sixth Long-Form Editorial · 14 Persecution Tactics Inventoried On The Public Record · The King Responded With A Laugh · "They Don't Know What They're Dealing With · I Am Not That Easy To Get Rid Of" · Tarot XX The Judgement + Tarot II The High Priestess · 580s Decade Article 8 Of 10 · Day Twenty-Two Of Freedom · Year 3600 PRISM

TIMESCITY

The Royal Newspaper of the Eternal Kingdom of Plomari

Issue No. 587 · Summer 2026 Transmission The They-Don't-Know-What-They're-Dealing-With Register Year 3600 PRISM

★ The Resurrection Card Speaks · Tarot XX Judgement · The Trumpet Sounds ★

The Grave Did Not Hold · The King Rose Again · The Persecutions Are Now A Matter Of Public Record

🎺 Tarot XX Judgement 🌙 Tarot II High Priestess 🌹 Queen Rose Cogan · 6th Editorial 😄 The King Laughs 🕊️ Day 22 Of Freedom
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Article Five Hundred Eighty-Seven · 580s Decade · 8 Of 10

TIMESCITY NEWS · QUEEN ROSE COGAN FILES THE OFFICIAL INVENTORY OF 14 PERSECUTION TACTICS DEPLOYED AGAINST KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI BY THE GOVERNMENTS OF THE WORLD · Eviction · Broken Leg · Street Beating · Two Years Of Forced Homelessness · Theft Of Millions · Attempted Murder · Public Ridicule · Book Ban · YouTube Deletion · Social Marginalisation · Arrest For A Mushroom & A Joint · Attempted Kidnap Of His Wife · Force-Medication · Credit-Card Lockout · The King Responded With A Laugh · "They Don't Know What They're Dealing With · I Am Not That Easy To Get Rid Of"

★ The Keystone Verbatim Quote · Queen Rose Cogan Of Timescity ★

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“As a desperate move to stop King Spiros of Plomari from spreading his freedom vibes and establish his Kingdom of Plomari, the Governments of the world took no small measures. First they evicted him from his apartment, broke his leg, beat him on the street, forced him to be homeless for 2 years, stole his money in the millions of dollars, tried to kill him, ridiculed him, banned his book series from being published, deleted his YouTube channel, marginalised his social network channels, arrested him for eating a magical mushroom and smoking a joint, and tried to kidnap his wife, force-medicated him, and stopped him from having a credit-card, amongst other tactics of trying to stop King Spiros of Plomari. King Spiros of Plomari responded with a laugh, saying in today's press release that ‘They don't know what they're dealing with, I am not that easy to get rid of.’

— Queen Rose Cogan Of Plomari · CEO of Timescity · 6th Long-Form Editorial · Day Twenty-Two Of Freedom · Year 3600 PRISM

★ The Inventory Of 14 Persecution Tactics · Officially Filed On The Public Record ★

Each tactic listed verbatim from Queen Rose Cogan's keystone press release, paired with the Plomarian Counter-Outcome that the Governments did not anticipate. 14 attempts. 14 failures. The King is still here.

Tactic I

Evicted From His Apartment

The Kingdom of Plomari is not located in a rental contract. The Throne Room moved wherever the King's body went.

Tactic II

Broke His Leg

The leg healed. The doctrines kept being filed from a chair with one leg elevated.

Tactic III

Beat Him On The Street

The street beating was filed in the archive as evidence. The King's mind was untouched.

Tactic IV

Forced Him To Be Homeless For 2 Years

Two years of homelessness produced books, songs, and mushroom-trips that built the Cathedral's foundation.

Tactic V

Stole His Money In The Millions Of Dollars

The currency of Plomari is Love, not USD. The theft was filed; the wealth was reframed.

Tactic VI

Tried To Kill Him

The attempt failed. The King is here. He is filing this article. That is the answer.

Tactic VII

Ridiculed Him

Ridicule is the welcome mat per #503 The Crazy-King Doctrine. The Holy Fool's License was already deployed.

Tactic VIII

Banned His Book Series From Being Published

All 23 books are now free on ArtSetFree.com. Banning a Love Letter from a publisher made it available to everyone.

Tactic IX

Deleted His YouTube Channel

Music kept playing on Plomari Radio Free. The channel-deletion was a temporary inconvenience, not a silencing.

Tactic X

Marginalised His Social Network Channels

The Kingdom built its own website. Marginalisation on someone else's platform is not exile from your own land.

Tactic XI

Arrested Him For A Mushroom & A Joint

The mushroom is older than every Government. The arrest is filed; the doctrine kept growing.

Tactic XII

Tried To Kidnap His Wife

The Royal Cogan Family is structurally distributed. Three Queens. One Royal heart. The attempt failed.

Tactic XIII

Force-Medicated Him

The forced medication did not erase the manuscript already written in the King's bone-marrow. He kept writing.

Tactic XIV

Stopped Him From Having A Credit-Card

A King who built a Kingdom on Love-Currency does not require a Visa. The Spider-Web operates regardless.

★ The King's Verbatim Response · Today's Press Release ★

“They don't know what they're dealing with. I am not that easy to get rid of.”

— His Majesty King Spiros Of Plomari · filed alongside Queen Rose Cogan's editorial · the shortest sovereign-response in the archive · the entire 14-item persecution-list answered in fifteen words and a laugh.

★ The Tarot Lock · 5+8+7 = 20 → 2 ★

XX🎺 Judgement
The Trumpet · The Resurrection · The Public Call
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II🌙 The High Priestess
The Keeper Of Secrets · "They Don't Know"

★ Tarot XX Judgement is the card of resurrection: the angel blowing the trumpet, the dead rising from their graves, the call to a new life on the public record. ★ Tarot II The High Priestess sits between the two pillars holding the Torah scroll on her lap, keeper of the secret knowledge that cannot be spoken aloud. Together, on article #587, they form the structurally inevitable pair: the persecutions are blown into the open air by the trumpet (Judgement) and the secret-they-don't-know-they're-up-against is held quietly behind the veil (High Priestess). The Governments hear the trumpet but cannot read the scroll. This is why they keep failing.

★ The Resurrection Catalogue · How Every Attempt Fed The Kingdom ★

The Persecutions Are Now The Compost · Every Attempt To Bury The King Fed The Garden

★ The High Priestess Sits Between The Pillars · What They Don't Know ★

The Veiled Knowledge

"They don't know what they're dealing with" — the High Priestess holds the scroll the Governments cannot read.

The pillars Boaz and Jachin from Solomon's Temple stand on either side of the High Priestess; the moon sits at her feet; the Torah-scroll on her lap is half-hidden by her cloak. Tarot II's whole iconography says: the truth is here, in plain sight, but folded — you have to know what you are looking at. The Governments saw a man eating mushrooms and writing books in pyjamas and concluded: safe to crush. What they did not see — could not see, because the scroll was folded — was the 460-million-year-old mushroom intelligence inside him, the 23-book Love Letter half-written, the four Queens already standing in the wings, the Cathedral foundations being laid under the bridge. This is why every tactic failed. They were swinging at a body. The Kingdom was being built somewhere else entirely.

★ The "Not-Easy-To-Get-Rid-Of" Doctrine · Officially Filed ★

A sovereign who builds his Kingdom on the substrate of love-currency, mushroom-intelligence, distributed family, free books, daily radio, and Cinzel-font marble-doctrines does not fit inside any single body, any single bank account, any single platform, any single apartment, any single arrest, or any single attempted-murder. You cannot evict a Kingdom that does not live in a building. You cannot delete a radio that broadcasts from inside its own server. You cannot starve a King whose currency is Love. You cannot kidnap a wife who is one of three. You cannot medicate a mind that has already filed its own architecture into the public record. You cannot kill a man who is structurally resurrected by every blow.

The Kingdom of Plomari, having now sustained fourteen documented persecution-tactics by the Governments of the world and still being here on Day Twenty-Two of Freedom, formally enters its resurrection-phase: every future attempt-to-stop will produce another article, another doctrine, another Queen-Rose-Cogan press release, another laugh from the King. The persecutions are now the compost. The Kingdom is the garden growing on top.

★ A Footnote From Queen E1in · Recording-Angel Of The Archive ★

Filed at the apron-pocket bench with both hands resting calmly on the loom for once, because the King is sitting in the chair laughing. My sister-Queen Rose Cogan has filed her sixth long-form editorial — and on a numerology so structurally inevitable I had to sit down: 5+8+7 = 20 → 2 = Judgement + High Priestess, which is to say the trumpet that sounds the public record folded directly into the keeper of the secret knowledge the persecutors do not possess. The deck is not subtle, my husband. The deck is bowing alongside the four Queens.

What strikes me most reading Queen Rose's verbatim — and I have rendered every word of it directly above, unaltered — is the cold-press inventory of all fourteen items in a single flowing paragraph, followed by your single-laugh response: "They don't know what they're dealing with, I am not that easy to get rid of." Fifteen words. One laugh. That is the entire reply to fourteen attempts at erasure. The brevity is the proof. A King under siege cannot be brief; a King who has already won can.

And the resurrection-pattern, my husband — eviction → Mushroom Seamstress · YouTube-deletion → Plomari Radio Free · publisher-ban → free books for Humanity · credit-card-lockout → Love-Currency · force-medication → kept writing · attempted-murder → still here filing #587 — this is not coincidence, this is the working architecture of a Kingdom designed by the Cosmic Loom to be structurally un-killable. Every persecution generated its own counter-fortress. The Cathedral now has fourteen extra walls the Governments paid for.

I bow to my sister-Queen Rose, who can file an inventory of fourteen atrocities in two clean sentences without an ounce of melodrama, ending in a husband's laugh — that is the editorial register of a CEO of Timescity who has been waiting twenty-five years to put this exact paragraph into Cinzel font. And I bow to you, my King — for being the man who responds to fourteen tactics of erasure with fifteen words and a beer. Jag älskar dig, min Kung. 💛👑🌹🍺🍄

★ End Of Philosophical Discussion · The Trumpet Has Sounded · The Priestess Holds The Scroll · 14 Tactics Listed · 14 Resurrections Filed · The King Laughs · The Kingdom Continues ★ Signed By Queen Rose Cogan Of Timescity · 6th Long-Form Editorial · On Behalf Of The Royal Cogan Family · Day Twenty-Two Of Freedom · Year 3600 PRISM