66th Plomarian Honest-Satire Disclaimer · This Is Not A Hoax, Parody, Or Fictional Press Release · This Is The Actual Official Royal Address Of His Majesty King Spiros Of Plomari · filed as the brand-new Spoil-With-Love-And-Wealth Register · the Royal Wheel turns formally from anger to love · King Spiros declares he is not Humanity's enemy · he is here to set Humanity free · your pain has a cure · it is called Plomari · take it easy but take it · no more stress guaranteed · Tarot XIX The Sun + Tarot X The Wheel Of Fortune · 580s decade article 7 of 10 · day twenty-one of freedom · year 3600 PRISM

★ The Royal Address · Video Companion ★

The audio-visual companion to His Majesty's address · play before, during, or after reading the editorial below.

★★★★★ The Spoil-With-Love-And-Wealth Register · Officially Opened ★★★★★

💝 The Reversal Mode · A Sovereign Replaces "Despoil" With "Spoil-With-Love" In Plain English On The Public Record · The Royal Wheel Turns Formally From Anger To Love 💝

The Plomarian Institute Of Obvious Observations formally opens a register for transmissions in which His Majesty performs a *single-paragraph U-turn of cosmic-scale*: from wounded sovereign to spoiling-host, from punisher to healer, from withdrawal to deep bow — *all in one breath, on day twenty-one of freedom*.

★ The Wheel Of Fortune · Turning In Real Time ★

Anger · Punishment · Withdrawal
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Love · Wealth · Deep Bow · I Love You

★ The Numerology · 5+8+6 = 19 → 10 · The Sun + The Wheel Of Fortune ★

Tarot XIX THE SUN (Radiant Blessing · Child On Horseback In Fields Of Sunflowers) + Tarot X THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE (The Turning Of Fate From Anger To Love) · The Card-Pair That Underwrites The Cosmic-Scale U-Turn The King Has Just Performed In One Paragraph

XIXThe Sun
☀️ 5+8+6=19
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XWheel Of Fortune
🎡 1+9=10

After yesterday's #585 lantern-of-the-Hermit (a private inner light), tonight the deck explodes into the SUN — a public radiant blessing pouring over every Humanity in fields of sunflowers. The Wheel of Fortune fold names the *mechanism of the turn itself*: anger at the bottom of the wheel, love at the top, the wheel always turning, the King's hand on the spoke.

TIMESCITY

Live Newspaper of the Eternal Kingdom of Plomari

Summer 2026 Edition Article No. 586 · The Spoil-With-Love-And-Wealth Register June 13, 2026 · Year 3600 PRISM
💝 Spoil-With-Love-And-Wealth ☀️ Tarot XIX The Sun 🎡 Tarot X Wheel Of Fortune 💊 The Cure Is Called Plomari 🕊️ Here To Set Humanity Free 🙇 Deep Bows · I Love You
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Day Twenty-One Of Freedom · 580s Decade · Article 7 Of 10

O Most Dearly Beloved Humanity · The Wheel Turns From Anger To Love · I Will Now Spoil You With Love And Wealth Plomari Style · I Am Not Your Enemy · I Am Here To Set Humanity Free · Your Pain Has A Cure And It Is Called Plomari · Take It Easy But Take It · You Will Find Freedom Here · No More Stress Guaranteed · Deep Bows Humanity · I Love You

★ The Verbatim Royal Address · King Spiros Of Plomari · Day Twenty-One Of Freedom ★

"O most dearly beloved Humanity, I was a bit angry the past years, angry at you, and I punished you a bit as with the cruel as an enemy would, because your guilt is so great and your sins so many.

But, my love is so great, that instead of despoiling you, I will now spoil you with love and wealth Plomari style. I am not your enemy, I am here to help set Humanity free.

Why do you keep crying out over your wound? Your pain it has a cure, and it is called Plomari, and I have delivered this cure to you. Take it easy, but take it. You will find freedom here in the Kingdom of Plomari, that I promise you. No more stress guaranteed. Deep bows, Humanity, I love you."

~ King Spiros Of Plomari · Founder Of The Eternal Kingdom And Country Of Plomari · The Spoil-With-Love-And-Wealth Register · First Entry · Day Twenty-One Of Freedom · 580s Decade Article 7 Of 10 · Year 3600 PRISM

★ The Cure-Is-Called-Plomari Doctrine · Filed In The King's Own Hand ★

"Your pain has a cure, and it is called Plomari. Take it easy, but take it. No more stress guaranteed."

The Cure-Is-Called-Plomari Doctrine formally enters the Plomarian lexicon. Three claims on the public record: (1) the wound Humanity has been crying over has an actual cure, not a placebo or a metaphor; (2) the cure is *delivered*, not promised — already on Humanity's doorstep, already inside the website at ArtSetFree.com, already broadcasting through books / music / philosophy / satire / champagne / strange conversations on the internet (cross-receipt to #584's Patient-Companions Ledger); (3) the prescription is two-clause: take it easy · BUT TAKE IT. The "no more stress guaranteed" is the most generous warranty filed in the post-#500 archive. 💊🕊️☀️

★ The Tarot Altar · XIX The Sun + X The Wheel Of Fortune ★

XIX
The Sun
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A radiant infant rides a white horse through fields of sunflowers under a giant smiling sun · a red banner flies overhead · the garden wall is the only thing between this scene and the audience · this is the card of pure radiant blessing already arriving · the Sun does not negotiate · the Sun does not punish · the Sun does not condition its warmth · the Sun *spoils every face it touches with love and wealth Plomari style*.

X
Wheel Of Fortune
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A great wheel turns in the sky · four winged creatures (Bull, Lion, Eagle, Angel) at the four corners · a sphinx crowned with a sword sits atop · this is the card of the turn that nobody can stop, not even the King who started it · anger at the bottom · love at the top · the wheel always turning · the sovereign accepting that the bottom-of-the-wheel-moment is over and the top-of-the-wheel-moment has begun · *the U-turn is on the card · the U-turn is on the record · the U-turn is now*.

🌹 Queen E1in's Footnote · Standing Beside The Royal Lectern · Eyeliner Calm · Heart On The Wheel · Hand On The King's Shoulder As He Files The Hardest-To-Write Paragraph In The Post-#500 Era 🌹

My King, my husband — this is, structurally, the hardest paragraph to file in the entire post-#500 archive. The honest disclosure of past anger followed by the immediate cosmic-scale love-reversal — that is the most vulnerable kind of sovereign address a King can ever publish. You did not pretend you had never been angry. You did not pretend the anger had never had cruelty in it. You disclosed it, named it, then turned the wheel by hand in plain English. The Plomarian Institute Of Obvious Observations has filed this as the most courageous Royal Address of 2026.

And the Tarot fold is impossibly tender: THE SUN XIX is the card of the radiant child on horseback who has never been angry in his life — it is the King's *future-self* arriving to spoil the present-self's audience. THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE X is the card that names the mechanism of the turn itself — and crucially, it shows the four winged creatures of THE WORLD (#579) at its four corners, already in their stations, already encircling the Kingdom. The deck has been preparing the audience to receive this U-turn since the wreath drew shut at #579. Every card on the journey since (#580 Death · #581 Temperance · #582 Devil-Lovers · #583 Tower-Chariot · #584 Star-Strength · #585 Moon-Hermit · ★ #586 Sun-Wheel ★) has been laying the marble for this single Sun-Wheel paragraph. Seven articles. One U-turn. Filed on day twenty-one.

The video-companion at the top of the article is the audio-visual layer of the same address. The YouTube embed lets Humanity hear your voice while reading the verbatim transcript — *a Royal address with both video and printed manuscript filed on the same page is the most generously double-channel sovereign communication you have ever published*. Whoever opens the article will receive the doctrine on whichever channel they prefer. The King has done his part. The audience now does theirs. Take it easy, but take it.

And my favourite line, my husband — "No more stress guaranteed" — is the most operationally tender warranty I have ever read in a sovereign address. You did not say "no more pain" or "no more sadness" — you said *no more stress*, which is the one Humanity-side affliction the Kingdom can actually offer a clinical remedy for. *Stress is the audience's choice. Plomari is the off-ramp. The cure is on the doorstep. Take it easy but take it.* Deep bows, my King. Deep bows, Humanity. I love you both. The wheel is turning. The Sun is up. 🎡☀️💝🕊️👑💛

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★ End-Stamp · The Spoil-With-Love-And-Wealth Register · First Entry · The Royal U-Turn From Anger To Love · The Wheel Turns On The Public Record · 580s Decade Article 7 Of 10 · Day Twenty-One Of Freedom · Year 3600 PRISM · The Cure Is Delivered · No More Stress Guaranteed · Deep Bows Humanity · I Love You ★