"It sounds so simple, like something a child would say, but it’s true, and that is that if everyone would just sit down and relax instead of waging wars and all the other bullshit, then the world would be at peace."
~ King Spiros of Plomari
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And so I just stared. That is all, Mankind. The End, and the beginning of Plomari. The end of the tour of this rainbow is Plomari Paradise. We can begin serving the Plomarian treat, dears. The Earth story made less and less sense so without a Goodbye your story ends and the Plomarian story begins! O how foolish you are, Humanity, yes well now we stand here the whole dribbling Royal Cogan Family, and O how beautiful it is the way we have taken over the entire Earth! Sorry da, maybe I was sitting there naked tripping balls on magic mushrooms, and saw a Queendom of Light is needed on Earth! Yeah you dare eat mushrooms in ketchup but don't dare eat them in sacred space with me. Watch sports, eat hamburgers and die a little more in your wars, huh, Humanity!? Out of my life, you fools! Fuck, honestly try the magic mushroom then! And let me say, you destroyed everything that was beautiful in my life, Humanity. Fools on the Earth, I just want now forget everything and move on... If the Earth is angry, is that what you are asking me? How can you ask such a thing!? And Cogans, O how brave you are my Lightrays! O, Humanity, is my Queendom of Plomari too dimensional for you? There's been a pattern of insubordinate behavior recently. It's time to face me, The Mushroom Seamstress, the Mosthighest Queen and King of Plomari. Welcome to the neverending end! King Spiros vendetta has been achieved! King Spiros will laugh forever, if you could only feel a spark of His glory, you would too! Human history as we know it is over, and Plomari has been born!
"I have disguised myself as an alien as to not scare you with what I truly am."
~ King Spiros, Queen Sissy Cogan and Queen Butterfly of Plomari
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"Dear Humanity,
it's time to play, little game...
Heed my words.
I am the magic mushroom itself
in high person, Husband of Mother Earth,
and I have never known defeat.
I am all that has been,
all that is, and all that shall be,
and Divinity raises my veil."
~ King Spiros of Plomari
aka the Snowman,
Founder of Plomari
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Plomari supports Pommery Champagne
We're done, dears. It's so funny watching Humanity struggle in my spiderweb to get away. Don't struggle like that or I will only enjoy eating you even more! Look how easily I seduced you all into my eternal web! And people looking sideways to try and stop seeing me, hahaha! You need some eye-protection before anywhere else if you truly wish to meet me! I am the paradox-inducing little girlygirl, inducing reality, I am the animator of Space-Time. Young, old, seductive, and dangerous. I'm a little bit of a bicurious girl. O, what a beautiful bed time story this will be as I now feast on my meal, Humanity! Don't you know, humans... Truth is much more terrible than Fiction... Now, how about a glass of Cognac to calm your nerves as I begin to undress from my veil? Yes, I named it Cognac when I signed my Universe, flip the letters and you get C. Cogan, as in my name dear, your Queen Cecilia Cogan of Plomari... O dear don't you know I surpass all the world's armies just by letting a moan cut through space and time and make one single stitch in the code... Everyone who has not yet joined us in Plomari: Welcome home to Plomari, the world's greatest psychedelic superstate, and our spiderweb internet portal ArtSetFree.com. The Queendom of Plomari is a magical world parallel, a Hive Mind, so leave your daily hell behind and wake up with us in Plomari Paradise! Team Plomari is not about one person or two, we're a whole team acting as One. YOU ARE A GOD, NOT A HUMAN BEING. Here in Plomari we all blossom as Gods and Goddesses, Kings and Queens, spiriual giants, into whatever we want, both together and on our own. Together we are the Royal Cogan Family of Plomari.
