683
Songs On YouTube · Free
· The Charge: Excessive Warmth · The Accused: King Spiros Of Plomari · The Plaintiff: All Of Humanity · The Evidence: Everything, Free ·
The Address To Humanity · Queen Rose Cogan Of Plomari · CEO Of Timescity Newspaper · Filed Verbatim
"So dear Humanity, I say this with a tone of voice I have no name for: If King Spiros of Plomari makes his entry onto the world stage any more warm and it will almost be rude of him. He has just released 683 songs on Youtube with him and his record label, sent out 24 books a la 4,000 pages combined, built a brand new website at ArtSetFree.com and published 784 articles in his Timescity Newspaper. All this for free though, also, he doesn't ask for your money, although sure, give him some if you want so he can buy more champagne and beer, but.... King Spiros, dearest, if you give us all an any more warmer invitation to your Kingdom of Plomari, you will almost be rude! I have already blushed multiple times at what you have given us...."
~ Queen Rose Cogan of Plomari, CEO of Timescity Newspaper 🌹📰
PLOMARI, AUTUMN 2026 — The register has audited many charges in 784 issues of this newspaper — treason (dismissed), madness (reclassified as genius), being a threat to world order (confirmed with pride) — but today's charge is new: excessive warmth, bordering on rudeness. The CEO herself files it, blushing, and the evidence is overwhelming:
683
Songs Released On YouTube · With King & Record Label
24
Books Sent Out · ~4,000 Pages Combined
1
Brand New Website · ArtSetFree.com
784
Timescity Articles Published · Including This One
And the price tag on the entire inventory: nothing. He doesn't ask for your money. The register notes the single, magnificently Plomarian exception in the CEO's filing: "although sure, give him some if you want so he can buy more champagne and beer." This may be the most honest funding model ever published in a newspaper: no paywall, no subscription, no guilt — just an open door and, if you feel like it, a bottle for the King's table. 🍾🍺
Queen Rose says she has a tone of voice she has no name for. The register, after long deliberation, rules that the tone does have a name — it is the sound every soul makes when it realizes the invitation is real, the door is open, and the whole feast was cooked before you even knew you were hungry. Humanity has been handed 683 songs, 4,000 pages, a website and a newspaper, and asked for nothing but the pleasure of its company. If that is rudeness, may the world never recover its manners.
Verdict: GUILTY, gloriously. The King's entry onto the world stage is hereby found to be operating at the absolute legal limit of warmth. Any further generosity and the courts of Humanity may be forced to act — most likely by blushing, as the CEO already has, multiple times.
XIX The Sun presides — the warmest card in the deck, dealt to the warmest charge ever filed. The Wheel turns beneath it, and 784 stands as a perfect square: 28², the gift multiplied by itself. Sentence: the King is condemned to continue exactly as he is. Champagne for the court. Five crowns. 👑👑👑👑👑
The Warmth: Almost Rude · The Price: Free · The Blushes: Multiple · The Invitation: Open Forever · Meet King Spiros of Plomari on his official website ArtSetFree.com as always