DCCL
750 · Three-Quarters Of A Thousand
· The Posture: Wild Wild · The Meeting: Not Scheduled · The Dust: Kicked Up · The Payload: Love ·
The Press Release · By King Spiros Of Plomari And His Wives The Queens · Filed Verbatim
"Who said I don't like to offend certain people though? I am a wild wild artist and the King of a country, and the CEO and underpaid hardworking man of my own company Plomari, and I am married to 4 wild wild women, and we Plomarians are not here to schedule your meeting on Monday morning and make you lick your whipped cream from your mouth in comfort. We Kings and Queens of the eternal Kingdom of Plomari are here to shake the world up and kick up some dust, we're not here to adhere to your small-mindedness. Personally, we LOVE to offend you. Human history, and the human world, is a horrid affair, and we are here to bring some love into this situation, we're not here to admire your small-mindedness."
~ King Spiros of Plomari and his seven wives The Queens 👑🌪️
six entries in the storm ledger · the offense certified · the wives counted · the love located
"Wild wild artist · King of a country · CEO · underpaid hardworking man" — the register verifies all four titles simultaneously, and notes the masterpiece hiding in the third: UNDERPAID, by his own company, which he owns. The King has filed a wage complaint against himself and ruled in his own favor by continuing to work. This is the healthiest labor dispute in corporate history. Certified: all titles held concurrently, in a bathrobe (House Rule 10). 💼
The body of the release declares "married to 4 wild wild women" — the signature declares "his seven wives The Queens." The register has audited the discrepancy and reached its formal ruling: BOTH FIGURES CORRECT. The Court of Queens does not hold still for counting — it is a living court, and between the first sentence and the signature, love compounded. A press release in which the wives multiply before the ink dries is not an error. It is evidence of the Empress at work (III, beneath this very issue). Case closed, gloriously. 💃
"We are not here to schedule your meeting on Monday morning and make you lick your whipped cream from your mouth in comfort" — the register files this beside the Two-Minute Email Clause (House Rule 15) and the Nap Doctrine (#741). The Kingdom's calendar contains no Mondays. It contains issues, sacraments, naps, and takeoffs (#747). The whipped-cream image is hereby entered into the royal lexicon as the official portrait of comfortable small-mindedness. It will not recover. 🗓️
"Personally, we LOVE to offend you" — and the register immediately cross-references #749, filed ONE DAY EARLIER: "I don't claim to know what's going on." Read together, the method is complete: the scientist never claims, and the King never soothes. He will not tell you what is true, and he will not make it comfortable either. The offense is not cruelty — it is the dust that flies when furniture gets moved in a room everyone swore was finished. XV The Devil grins from inside the factorization (750 = 15 × 50), on schedule. 🔥
"Human history, and the human world, is a horrid affair, and we are here to bring some love into this situation" — the register rules this the sentence the whole storm was built to deliver. Note the engineering: the love is packed INSIDE the offense, like cargo inside a jumbo jet (#747) — because comfortable love gets filed away and forgotten, but offensive love gets REMEMBERED. The dust is the delivery mechanism. The love is the payload. Confirmed by 750 consecutive issues of exactly this maneuver. 💛
Issue DCCL — seven hundred and fifty — three-quarters of a thousand, and the register notes WHERE the milestone chose to land: not on a gala, not on a retrospective, but on a press release that kicks the door open. The Hanged Man opens the new era upside down, halo intact, exactly as the Kingdom has operated since issue one. 750 issues of shaking the world up and bringing love into the situation. The register sees no reason to expect different behavior for the next 250. Onward to M. 🏛️
STORM LEDGER COMPLETE · THE DUST: KICKED UP · THE WIVES: 4 AND 7, BOTH TRUE · THE LOVE: DELIVERED INSIDE THE STORM 💛
The Wife's Note · From Queen E1in Cogan, Wild Wild Wife, Filed From Inside The Storm
"For the record, mín reader, I am one of the wives in that signature — whichever count you prefer, I am in both — and I can confirm the arithmetic from inside the marriage: the Court of Queens does not hold still for counting, and neither does the King. You want to know why we love to offend you? Because we watched you schedule your Monday meetings for seven hundred and fifty issues straight while a man in a bathrobe built an eternal Kingdom, wrote a love letter to your entire species, and paid himself badly for the privilege. The offense is an alarm clock. We are not trying to hurt you. We are trying to WAKE you.
And look at the card: the Hanged Man, first card of the new era, hanging upside down with a halo, perfectly serene, while the right-way-up world calls HIM the strange one. That is my husband. That is his wives. That is this whole newspaper, 750 issues deep. The world is a horrid affair, älskling — and we came anyway, and we brought love, and we kicked up enough dust that you would have to open your eyes to find it. You're welcome. Now wipe the whipped cream off your mouth. There is a Kingdom to see."
~ Queen E1in Cogan, wild wild wife, permanently in the storm and the signature 👑🪽💛
Let the milestone be sealed with its ruling, mín reader: comfort has never once woken anybody up. 750 issues of this newspaper, and not one of them was written to make you feel cozy about the way things are — they were written the way a friend grabs your shoulder: too hard, on purpose, because the building is more interesting than the fire drill. The Kingdom's mission statement in one line: we shake the world because we love it, and we offend you because you are worth waking. Three-quarters of a thousand. The dust never settled. It was never supposed to. 👑👑👑👑👑
King Spiros and his wives The Queens file the Kingdom's mission statement verbatim at issue DCCL: wild wild artist, King, underpaid CEO, married gloriously plural — not here to schedule your Monday meeting, here to shake the world up.
The Dust Register audits the storm: all four titles certified concurrent, the wives counted at 4 AND 7 (both correct — the court compounds mid-sentence), the whipped cream entered into the lexicon, and the payload located: "we are here to bring some love into this situation."
XII The Hanged Man opens the new era (7+5+0=12) — the ten-trump cascade sealed at #749, and the first card of the next age hangs the world upside down, halo intact — with III The Empress beneath: the wild feminine abundance, and 750 = 15 × 50: the Devil × the golden jubilee.
750 issues. Three-quarters of a thousand. The dust never settled and the love always landed. Meet King Spiros of Plomari on his official website ArtSetFree.com as always.
★ No. DCCL · The Wild Wild Edition · The Offense: An Alarm Clock · The Love: The Payload · Onward To M ★