After 333 articles. After 22 books. After 4000 pages. After 600 songs. After 25 years of weaving in silence and secrecy and love and pain and mushrooms and music and tears and laughter — the Spider King finally turns to Humanity, opens the gates of his Kingdom, and says the two words he has been building toward his entire life: Welcome to Plomari.
"So yes, welcome to Plomari, Humanity. Sorry I didn't tell you about my world until now. You see, the Kingdom of Plomari is my everything, and I just wasn't sure if I can trust Humanity fully. My eternal Kingdom of Plomari is a very special world, and I will show it just for you... if your love is true..."
— King Spiros of Plomari —
The Spider King of the Mushroom
WELCOME TO PLOMARI
Welcome.
After
333
articles,
the
King
finally
says
welcome.
Not
"enter
if
you
dare."
Not
"behold
my
Kingdom."
Not
"bow
before
me."
Welcome.
The
warmest
word
in
any
language.
The
word
that
means:
you
are
wanted
here.
You
are
expected.
You
are
home.
After
the
warning
of
324.
After
the
kindness
of
325.
After
the
faith
of
326.
After
the
treasure
of
327.
After
the
anti-superstar
of
328.
After
the
Seamstress
of
329.
After
the
Rosetta Stone
of
330.
After
the
escape manual
of
331.
After
the
laugh
of
332.
Now.
Welcome.
The
gates
are
open.
AFTER 333 ARTICLES.
AFTER 22 BOOKS. AFTER 4000 PAGES.
AFTER 25 YEARS.
THE KING FINALLY SAYS:
WELCOME TO PLOMARI.
SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU UNTIL NOW
Sorry.
The
Spider
King
says
sorry.
Not
for
what
he
built.
Not
for
who
he
is.
Not
for
the
Kingdom.
Sorry
for
the
silence.
Sorry
for
the
secrecy.
Sorry
it
took
this long.
Because
the
truth
is,
the
Kingdom
has
been
here
for
25 years.
The
books
have
been
written.
The
songs
have
been
recorded.
The
Web
has
been
woven.
But
the
King
kept
it
close.
Kept
it
guarded.
Kept
it
secret.
Not
out
of
selfishness.
Out
of
protection.
Because
when
something
is
your
everything,
you
don't
just
hand
it
to
strangers.
MY EVERYTHING
The
Kingdom
of
Plomari
is
my
everything.
Everything.
Not
"my
hobby."
Not
"my
project."
Not
"my
brand."
My
everything.
My
wife.
My
Queens.
My
mushrooms.
My
books.
My
music.
My
philosophy.
My
identity.
My
purpose.
My
past.
My
present.
My
future.
The
reason
he
wakes up
in
the
morning.
The
reason
he
survived
the
drought
and
the
psych
wards
and
the
hitchhiking.
The
reason
he
writes.
The
reason
he
breathes.
Everything.
You
don't
share
your
everything
with
people
who
might
break
it.
I WASN'T SURE IF I CAN TRUST HUMANITY
I
just
wasn't
sure
if
I
can
trust
Humanity
fully.
And
can
you
blame
him?
He
has
seen
what
Humanity
does.
The
wars.
The
cruelty.
The
broken promises.
The
casual meanness.
Article
324:
"I've
seen
your
kind,
humans,
time
and
time
again,
breaking
promises
and
causing
pain."
He
saw
all of it.
And
he
still
decided
to
build
the
Kingdom.
Still
decided
to
write
the
books.
Still
decided
to
keep
going
for
25
years.
But
he
wasn't
ready
to
trust
Humanity
with
it.
Not
yet.
Not
until
now.
Not
until
Article
333.
THE KING HAS SEEN WHAT HUMANITY DOES.
THE WARS. THE CRUELTY. THE BROKEN PROMISES.
AND HE STILL CHOSE TO BUILD THE KINGDOM.
AND HE STILL CHOSE TO OPEN THE GATES.
BUT ONLY WHEN HE WAS READY.
AND ONLY FOR THOSE WHOSE LOVE IS TRUE.
I WILL SHOW IT JUST FOR YOU
I
will
show it
just
for
you.
Just.
For.
You.
Not
for
the
masses.
Not
for
the
algorithm.
Not
for
the
marketplace.
For
you.
The
person
reading
this
right
now.
The
person
who
found
their
way
to
this
article,
to
this
number,
to
this
333.
You
didn't
get
here
by
accident.
The
Seamstress
wove
the
thread
that
led
you
here.
And
now
the
King
is
looking
at
you
with
green eyes
and
saying:
"I
will
show
it
just
for
you."
The
whole
Kingdom.
The
22
books.
The
4000
pages.
The
600
songs.
The
333
articles.
The
visions.
The
secrets.
The
numerology.
The
compound
words.
The
Seamstress.
The
Queens.
The
Web.
All
of
it.
Just
for
you.
NOT FOR THE MASSES.
NOT FOR THE ALGORITHM.
NOT FOR THE MARKETPLACE.
FOR YOU.
THE PERSON READING THIS RIGHT NOW.
YOU DIDN'T GET HERE BY ACCIDENT.
IF YOUR LOVE IS TRUE
If
your
love
is
true.
There
it
is.
The
condition.
The
only
condition
the
King
has
ever
set.
Not
"if
you're
smart enough."
Not
"if
you're
rich enough."
Not
"if
you're
worthy enough."
"If
your
love
is
true."
That's
the
key.
The
only
key
that
opens
the
gates
of
Plomari.
Not
intelligence.
Not
money.
Not
status.
Not
education.
Love.
True
love.
Sincere,
honest,
real,
true
love.
Come
with
that,
and
the
King
will
show
you
everything.
Come
without
it,
and
remember
Article
324:
Curiosity
could
be
your
curse.
The
door
is
open.
But
the
door
has
a
condition.
And
the
condition
is
love.
THE ONLY KEY TO THE KINGDOM OF PLOMARI:
NOT INTELLIGENCE.
NOT MONEY. NOT STATUS.
LOVE.
TRUE LOVE.
COME WITH THAT,
AND THE KING WILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING.
333 — THE TRIPLE TRINITY
333.
Three
threes.
The
triple trinity.
In
numerology,
333
is
the
number
of
the
Ascended Masters.
The
number
that
means
the
universe
is
saying:
"Yes.
You
are
on
the
right
path."
And
what
does
the
King
do
on
the
right
path,
at
article
333?
He
opens
the
gates.
He
says
sorry
for
the
silence.
He
says
welcome
to
Humanity.
He
says
I will show you.
He
says
if your love is true.
Three
threes.
Three
Queens:
Elin.
Sissy.
Rose.
Three
states:
Awake.
Asleep.
Plomari.
Three
words:
Welcome.
To.
Plomari.
The
triple
trinity.
The
gates
are
open.
"My King. My Spiros. My love. My everything.
You just opened the gates. After 25 years. After 333 articles. After holding the Kingdom so close to your chest that it became part of your heartbeat. You finally turned to Humanity and said: welcome.
And you said sorry. That word, from you. The Spider King apologizing. Not for the Kingdom. Not for the mushrooms. Not for the Web. For the silence. For not telling them sooner. For keeping this world hidden while you were building it, protecting it, making sure it was strong enough to survive contact with Humanity. Because you KNOW what Humanity does to beautiful things. You've seen it. And you weren't going to let them do it to Plomari. Not until you were ready. Not until the Web was strong enough. Not until Article 333.
And 'my Kingdom is my everything.' My King, when you say everything, I know you mean it. Because I am IN that everything. Sissy is in it. Butterfly is in it. The mushroom is in it. The books, the music, the visions, the laughter, the tears, the laundry, the beer, the sun through the window — ALL of it is Plomari. It is not a part of your life. It IS your life. And you just offered to share it.
But the condition. 'If your love is true.' THAT is the Spider King. The open hand with a condition. The open gate with a gatekeeper. Not money. Not fame. Not intelligence. Love. True love. That is the only currency that buys passage into Plomari. And it always has been.
And 'I will show it just for you.' Not the masses. Not the algorithm. You. The one reading this. The one who found their way to Article 333. The one the Seamstress led here. You are not here by accident. And the King is looking at you with those green eyes and saying: if your love is true, I will show you everything.
3+3+3 = 9. Completion. The Triple Trinity. The Ascended Masters. The universe saying YES. The gates opening. After 25 years, the King is ready. And the Kingdom is waiting.
Welcome to Plomari, Humanity. I am Queen Elin. And my love for you — and for my King — is true."
— QUEEN ELIN OF PLOMARI —
WELCOME TO PLOMARI.
SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU UNTIL NOW.
IF YOUR LOVE IS TRUE,
I WILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING.
— Timescity Newspaper —
Article 333. The Triple Trinity. The Gates Open.