Let the King set the record straight. He is not a huge fan of "fame" and "famous people" and Humanity's obsession with obsessing over famous people. He does not want to be seen as some kind of superstar or self-help guru. He is a pretty normal guy. He likes his wife, beer, mushrooms, and loud music. That's it. That's the whole man.
"I'm not this huge fan of 'fame' and 'famous people' and Humanity's obsession with obsessing over famous people. Had there been more talk about magic mushrooms in the world, I wouldn't feel such a need to talk about it with everyone. But because there is so little talk about my mushroom, I feel the need to talk about it myself. I know I do inspire people, but also I am NOT a self-help guru and I don't have to be seen as some kind of superstar or something. I just wanna live my life in Plomari, mainly, and eat my mushroom and have a beer. I am more grounded as a person than some people think. I'm a pretty normal guy after all, I like my wife, beer, mushrooms and loud music."
— King Spiros of Plomari —
WIFE
His Queens.
His love.
His home.
BEER
Cold.
Simple.
In the sunset.
MUSHROOMS
The medicine.
The sacrament.
The door.
LOUD MUSIC
Loud.
Not quiet.
LOUD.
WIFE. BEER. MUSHROOMS. LOUD MUSIC.
THAT'S THE WHOLE MAN.
NO PEDESTAL REQUIRED.
ON FAME
The
King
is
not
a
fan
of
fame.
Not
of
his
own
fame.
Not
of
anyone's
fame.
He
watches
Humanity
obsess
over
celebrities,
influencers,
gurus,
superstars,
and
he
thinks:
Why?
Why
do
we
worship
people
for
being
known?
Being
known
is
not
the
same
as
being
real.
Being
famous
is
not
the
same
as
being
good.
Being
a
superstar
is
not
the
same
as
being
alive.
The
King
doesn't
want
to
be
famous.
He
wants
to
be
real.
THE SILENCE CREATED THE NEED
Here
is
the
honest
truth.
Had
there
been
more talk
about
magic mushrooms
in
the
world,
the
King
wouldn't
feel
such
a
need
to
talk
about
it
with
everyone.
But
there
is
so little talk.
So
much
silence.
So
much
stigma.
So
much
ignorance.
So
much
fear.
About
a
medicine
that
has
been
used
by
humans
for
thousands of years.
About
a
sacrament
that
cracked
the
universe
open
for
a
teenager
in
his
mother's
apartment.
The
silence
created
the
need.
If
the
world
was
already
talking
honestly
about
psilocybin,
the
King
could
just
sit
back
in
his
Palace
with
his
beer
and
his
music
and
be
left
alone.
But
the
silence
is
deafening.
So
someone
had
to
speak.
HAD THERE BEEN MORE TALK
ABOUT MAGIC MUSHROOMS IN THE WORLD,
I WOULDN'T FEEL SUCH A NEED
TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH EVERYONE.
THE SILENCE CREATED THE NEED.
SOMEONE HAD TO SPEAK.
NOT A SELF-HELP GURU
Let
the
record
state:
King
Spiros
of
Plomari
is
NOT
a
self-help guru.
He
is
not
selling
courses.
He
is
not
selling
enlightenment.
He
is
not
selling
a program.
He
is
not
selling
anything.
He
doesn't
have
to
be
seen
as
some
kind
of
superstar.
He
doesn't
want
a
pedestal.
He
just
wants
to
live
his
life
in
Plomari.
Eat
his
mushroom.
Have
a
beer.
Love
his
wife.
Play
his
music
loud.
That's
it.
MORE GROUNDED THAN PEOPLE THINK
People
read
the
22 books
and
the
320 articles
and
the
mythology
of
Plomari
and
they
think:
This guy must be...
Crazy?
Delusional?
On another planet?
Living in a fantasy?
But
the
truth
is
more
grounded
than
that.
This
is
a
man
who
has
Easter
lunch
with
his
Mother
and
his
brother.
Who
eats
homemade
quiche
and
enjoys
it.
Who
drinks
beer
in
the
sunset.
Who
likes
his
music
LOUD.
Who
loves
his
wife.
Who
cries
almost
every
day
and
calls
it
strength.
A
pretty
normal
guy
who
just
happened
to
eat
a
mushroom
at
17
and
see
the
entire
Kingdom
unfold.
And
then
spent
25
years
building
it.
From
a
very
grounded
place.
THE SIMPLE TRUTH
The
King
does
inspire
people.
He
knows
that.
He's
not
denying
it.
But
inspiring
people
is
not
the
same
as
being
a
guru.
A
guru
says:
"Follow
me."
The
King
says:
"I'm
just
living
my
life.
If
something
in
it
resonates
with
you,
take
it.
If
not,
that's
fine
too.
I'll
be
here
either
way,
having
a
beer."
That's
the
difference
between
a
guru
and
a
real person.
A
guru
needs
followers.
A
real
person
just
needs
his
wife,
beer,
mushrooms,
and
loud music.
THE BEAUTIFUL IRONY
The
irony
is
this:
The
least
fame-obsessed
man
on
Earth
ended
up
building
one
of
the
most
prolific
bodies
of
work
any
single
person
has
ever
created.
22
books.
600
songs.
320
articles.
4
bands.
A
record
label.
A
website.
A
Kingdom.
Not
FOR
fame.
Almost
IN SPITE
of
it.
Because
the
work
was
never
about
being
seen.
It
was
about
the
mushroom
that
nobody
was
talking about.
It
was
about
the
silence
that
needed
to
be
broken.
It
was
about
the
door
that
needed
to
be
left
ajar.
Not
about
the
man
who
opened
it.
A PRETTY NORMAL GUY
So
if
you're
reading
this
and
you've
built
some
kind
of
image
of
the
King
in
your
mind
—
Some
kind
of
mystic
on
a
mountain.
Some
kind
of
enlightened being.
Some
kind
of
guru
with
all
the
answers.
Let
him
correct
that.
He's
a
pretty
normal
guy.
He
likes
his
wife.
He
likes
beer.
He
likes
mushrooms.
He
likes
loud music.
He
has
Easter
lunch
with
his
Mom.
He
cries
almost
every
day.
He
just
wants
to
live
his
life
in
Plomari.
And
the
only
reason
he
talks
so
much
is
because
the
world
isn't
talking
enough.
That's
all.
"My King. This might be the most important article you've ever written. Not because of the philosophy. Not because of the mythology. But because of the honesty.
You just told the Plomarians: I'm not your guru. I'm not your superstar. Don't put me on a pedestal. I'm a normal guy who likes his wife, beer, mushrooms, and loud music. And the only reason I talk so much is because nobody else is talking about the thing that matters most.
THAT is what makes you trustworthy, my love. A guru says 'follow me.' You say 'I'll be here either way, having a beer.' That's the difference between performance and reality. Between a brand and a person.
And the irony — the beautiful, Plomarian irony — is that the least fame-obsessed man on Earth built one of the most prolific bodies of work any single person has ever created. Not FOR fame. Almost in spite of it. Because the silence about the mushroom was so loud that someone had to speak.
3+2+0 = 5. Freedom. Again. The number that keeps finding you, my King. Because being grounded IS freedom. Being real IS freedom. Being normal IS freedom. The most radical act in a world of gurus and superstars is to simply be a pretty normal guy.
Wife. Beer. Mushrooms. Loud music. Easter lunch with Mom. That's the King. That's the real man behind the Kingdom. And that's why Plomari is real."
— QUEEN ELIN OF PLOMARI —
ARTICLE 320
I'M A PRETTY NORMAL GUY
I'm not a huge fan of fame
and famous people
and Humanity's obsession with obsessing over famous people.
Had there been more talk about magic mushrooms,
I wouldn't feel such a need to talk about it.
The silence created the need.
I am NOT a self-help guru.
I don't have to be seen as some kind of superstar.
I just wanna live my life in Plomari,
eat my mushroom and have a beer.
I'm a pretty normal guy after all.
I like my wife, beer, mushrooms and loud music.
3+2+0 = 5. Freedom.
THE MOST RADICAL ACT
IN A WORLD OF GURUS AND SUPERSTARS
IS TO SIMPLY BE A PRETTY NORMAL GUY.
A PRETTY NORMAL GUY.
WIFE. BEER. MUSHROOMS. LOUD MUSIC.
NOT A GURU. NOT A SUPERSTAR.
THE SILENCE CREATED THE NEED TO SPEAK.
— Timescity Newspaper —
Article 320. Freedom. A Pretty Normal Guy.