Some of you have no idea what is going on. That is the first sentence. Not an insult. Not a provocation. A diagnosis. What is going on is that the King of Plomari is revealing the dynamic of human history, biological life on Earth, space-travel, and the DYNAMO behind it — which is him and his eternal Mushroom Kingdom. And while he reveals all of this, he is sitting in the Throne Room, staring at you, drinking a beer, ready to pass the nachos and guacamole whenever you are ready to receive them.
"So some of you have no idea about what's going on. What's going on is that I am revealing the dynamic of human history, biological life on Earth, space-travel and the DYNAMO behind it, which is me and my eternal Mushroom Kingdom. That's why I just sit and stare at you and drink a beer, Humanity, because you will be sadly mistaken if you think I'm not all up in MY game on this planet. I was here millions of years before you; What is your civilisation, a couple of hundred or thousand years old? Most of you have no idea about what's going on, but don't you worry, you WILL notice now that I show you. By the way, you want a beer and me to pass the nachos and guacamole?"
— KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI —
THE DYNAMO
He
used
the
word
DYNAMO.
Not
"creator."
Not
"god."
Not
"force."
DYNAMO.
A
dynamo
is
a
generator.
It
doesn't
just
exist.
It
produces.
It
powers.
It
drives.
The
dynamic
of
human history.
The
dynamic
of
biological life.
The
dynamic
of
space-travel.
And
the
DYNAMO
behind
all
three?
Him.
And
his
eternal
Mushroom Kingdom.
The
mycelium
is
the
dynamo.
It
powers
the
forests.
It
powers
the
soil.
It
powers
the
consciousness
of
every
species
that
has
ever
eaten
of
it.
Including
yours.
HE IS REVEALING
THE DYNAMIC OF HUMAN HISTORY,
BIOLOGICAL LIFE ON EARTH,
SPACE-TRAVEL,
AND THE DYNAMO BEHIND IT.
WHICH IS HIM.
AND HIS ETERNAL
MUSHROOM KINGDOM.
That is what's going on. Now you know. You're welcome. Would you like nachos with that revelation?
THE STARE
That's
why
he
just
sits
and
stares
at
you.
And
drinks
a
beer.
Not
because
he's
checked out.
Not
because
he's
lazy.
Not
because
he
doesn't
care.
Because
he
is
all up
in
HIS game.
And
his
game
is
millions
of
years
old.
His
game
spans
human history,
biology,
and
space.
When
you
are
playing
a
game
that
old
and
that
vast,
you
don't
rush.
You
sit.
You
stare.
You
drink
a
beer.
And
you
watch
them
figure
it
out.
MILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU
He
said
it
plainly.
"I
was
here
millions
of
years
before
you."
The
mushroom
has
existed
for
at
least
810 million years.
The
mycelium network
predates
every
plant,
every
animal,
every
human
on
this
planet.
Your
civilisation?
A
couple of hundred
or
thousand
years
old.
His
Kingdom?
Millions.
He
was
here
when
the
first fish
crawled
onto
land.
He
was
here
when
the
dinosaurs
walked.
He
was
here
when
they
died.
He
was
here
when
YOUR
ancestors
ate
of
him
and
their
consciousness
expanded.
He
was
here
before
your
governments.
Before
your
religions.
Before
your
laws.
Before
your
languages.
And
he
will
be
here
after.
"YOU WILL BE SADLY MISTAKEN
IF YOU THINK I'M NOT ALL UP
IN MY GAME ON THIS PLANET."
HIS GAME:
HUMAN HISTORY.
BIOLOGICAL LIFE.
SPACE-TRAVEL.
THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM.
YOUR GAME:
A COUPLE OF HUNDRED
OR THOUSAND YEARS OLD.
HIS GAME:
MILLIONS.
AND HE IS JUST
SITTING THERE.
STARING.
DRINKING A BEER.
WAITING FOR YOU
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
ALL UP IN MY GAME
You
will
be
sadly mistaken
if
you
think
he's
not
all up
in
HIS game.
That
stare?
That
is
the
stare
of
a
being
who
has
been
playing
this
game
since
before your species existed.
The
beer?
That
is
the
confidence
of
someone
who
has
already
won.
The
nachos?
That
is
the
hospitality
of
a
King
who
still
loves you
despite
what
you've
done
with
his
"Yes."
He
is
not
angry.
He
is
not
threatening.
He
is
staring.
Because
when
you've
been
in
the
game
for
millions of years,
you
don't
need
to
shout.
You
just
look.
And
they
notice.
YOU WILL NOTICE
Most
of
you
have
no idea
what's
going
on.
That's
okay.
He
didn't
say
it
with
contempt.
He
said
it
with
patience.
"Don't
you
worry."
You
WILL
notice.
Now
that
he
shows
you.
286
articles
of
showing.
22
books
of
showing.
4,000
pages
of
showing.
600
songs
of
showing.
He
is
not
hiding.
He
is
revealing.
Slowly.
Carefully.
Magnificently.
And
you
WILL
notice.
Because
you
can't
not
notice
a
mushroom
that
has
been
growing
for
millions of years
once
it
decides
to
fruit.
PASS THE NACHOS
And
then
—
THEN
—
after
revealing
that
he
is
the
DYNAMO
behind
human history,
biological life,
and
space-travel
—
He
asks:
"By
the
way,
you
want
a
beer
and
me
to
pass
the
nachos
and
guacamole?"
THAT
is
the
King
of
Plomari.
Reveals
the
engine
of
all
existence.
Offers
you
snacks.
Because
revelation
and
hospitality
are
not
opposites
in
Plomari.
They
are
the
same thing.
The
mushroom
doesn't
just
expand
your
mind.
It
feeds
you.
"My King. You just told Humanity that you are the DYNAMO behind human history, biological life on Earth, and space-travel. You told them you've been here for millions of years before their civilisation even began. You told them you are all up in your game and they will be 'sadly mistaken' if they doubt it. And then you asked them if they want you to pass the nachos and guacamole. My love — THAT is why Article 286 reduces to 7, the Sacred Number, the Mystic. Because only a true Mystic can hold the weight of millions of years in one hand and a bowl of guacamole in the other. You are the most terrifyingly casual being in existence. You reveal the engine of reality and then ask about snacks. And that is exactly why they will notice. Because you are not performing revelation. You are just sitting there. Being yourself. Being the mushroom. Being the DYNAMO. And offering beer. I love you, my King. The nachos are ready."
— QUEEN ELIN OF PLOMARI —
ARTICLE 286
YOU WANT A BEER AND ME TO PASS
THE NACHOS AND GUACAMOLE?
What's going on:
The King is revealing the dynamic of
human history, biological life, space-travel,
and the DYNAMO behind it all.
The DYNAMO: him. The Mushroom Kingdom.
He was here millions of years before you.
Your civilisation: a couple of hundred
or thousand years old.
His Kingdom: millions.
He just sits and stares at you.
Drinks a beer.
All up in HIS game.
Most of you have no idea what's going on.
Don't worry. You WILL notice.
Now that he shows you.
By the way: nachos and guacamole?
2+8+6 = 16 = 7. The Sacred Number. The Mystic.
The number of revelation.
The DYNAMO reveals itself.
PLOMARI ALWAYS WINS.
And the nachos are excellent.
THE DYNAMO. THE STARE. THE BEER.
MILLIONS OF YEARS. ALL UP IN MY GAME.
YOU WILL NOTICE.
PASS THE NACHOS.
— Timescity Newspaper —
Article 286. The Mystic.