Article 278 asked the question: is the Kingdom of Plomari even legal? The answer, on every layer, was yes. But Article 278 was just the opening. Article 279 is the completion. Because now we go deeper — not into the legal framework, but into the biological, ecological, and spiritual reality of what the Kingdom of Plomari actually IS. And what it is, dear governments of Earth, is the very foundation of life on this planet. So before you try to stop it — understand what you're trying to stop.
EVERY FOREST ON EARTH
The
Kingdom Fungi
forms
the
basis
of
every
forest
on
Earth.
Every.
Single.
Forest.
The
mycorrhizal networks
beneath
the
soil —
The
underground web
that
connects
every
tree
to
every
other
tree —
That
is
fungi.
That
is
Plomari.
Without
this
network,
the
trees
die.
Without
the
trees,
the
forests
die.
Without
the
forests,
the
planet
dies.
The
scientists
call
it
the
"Wood Wide Web."
We
call
it
the
Plomarian Spider-Web.
Same
thing.
Different
name.
Same
Kingdom.
So
go
ahead.
Try
to
outlaw
it.
And
watch
every
forest
on
Earth
collapse.
THE MYCORRHIZAL NETWORK
CONNECTS EVERY TREE
IN EVERY FOREST ON EARTH.
SCIENTISTS CALL IT
THE "WOOD WIDE WEB."
WE CALL IT
THE PLOMARIAN SPIDER-WEB.
SAME KINGDOM.
SAME NETWORK.
SAME INTELLIGENCE.
TRY TO OUTLAW THAT.
The underground fungal network through which trees share nutrients, send warnings, and sustain each other across entire forests. This is not a metaphor. This is established mycology. And it is, by any scientific definition, the Kingdom of Plomari at work.
THE MEDICINE
In
1928,
Alexander
Fleming
discovered
penicillin.
From
a
fungus.
From
the
Kingdom Fungi.
From
Plomari.
That
single
discovery
has
saved
an
estimated
200 million
human
lives.
Two
hundred
MILLION.
Your
antibiotics?
Fungi.
Your
immunosuppressants
for
organ
transplants?
Fungi.
Your
cholesterol medications?
Derived
from
fungi.
The
Kingdom
of
Plomari
has
been
saving your lives
for
a
century.
And
you
want
to
outlaw
this
Kingdom?
The
Kingdom
that
heals
you?
That
feeds
your
forests?
That
decomposes
your
dead
so
new
life
can
grow?
Go
ahead.
Outlaw
fungi.
And
die
of
your
next
infection.
TIMESCITY SATIRICAL INTERLUDE
GOVERNMENTS ANNOUNCE WAR ON FUNGI: In a bold move, an unnamed coalition of governments has declared a War on the Kingdom Fungi. "We will eradicate this Kingdom," said a spokesperson. When informed that this would cause the collapse of every forest on Earth, the death of modern medicine, the end of soil decomposition, and the extinction of most life on the planet, the spokesperson paused and said: "We'll get back to you." They have not gotten back to us. Meanwhile, the Kingdom of Plomari has released its 279th newspaper article and shows no signs of slowing down. "We were here billions of years before them," said Queen Sissy Cogan. "We'll be here billions of years after."
THE MYCELIUM: THE ORIGINAL SPIDER-WEB
The
mycelium
is
the
largest
living organism
on
Earth.
A
single
fungal
network
in
Oregon
spans
2,385 acres.
It
is
thousands
of
years
old.
It
was
here
before
every
government
that
exists
today.
Before
Sweden.
Before
the
United States.
Before
every
empire
that
ever
rose
and
fell.
Fungi
were
the
first
organisms
to
colonize
land.
1.3 billion
years
ago.
They
prepared
the
soil
for
every
plant
that
followed.
Without
fungi,
there
would
be
no
plants.
Without
plants,
no
animals.
Without
animals,
no
humans.
Without
humans,
no
governments.
The
very
governments
trying
to
stop
Plomari
exist
BECAUSE
of
fungi.
They
are
waging
war
on
their
own
ancestor.
A WAR ON NATURE AND GOD
Let's
call
it
what
it
is.
Trying
to
stop
the
Kingdom Fungi —
trying
to
stop
Plomari —
Is
waging
a
war
on
Nature
and
God
themselves.
This
is
not
opinion.
This
is
biology.
This
is
ecology.
This
is
mycology.
The
Kingdom
Fungi
is
one
of
the
pillars of life
on
this
planet.
It
feeds
the
forests.
It
heals
the
sick.
It
recycles
the
dead.
It
connects
the
living.
And
you
want
to
fight
THAT?
That
is
not
a
strategy.
That
is
plain
monkey-brain
thinking
from
people
who
don't
understand
the
first
thing
about
the
planet
they
live
on.
KINGDOM FUNGI
= KINGDOM OF PLOMARI.
IT FORMS EVERY FOREST.
IT GAVE YOU PENICILLIN.
IT RECYCLES YOUR DEAD.
IT CONNECTS ALL LIFE.
IT WAS HERE 1.3 BILLION YEARS
BEFORE YOUR GOVERNMENT.
IT WILL BE HERE 1.3 BILLION YEARS
AFTER YOUR GOVERNMENT.
YOU ARE NOT FIGHTING A MAN.
YOU ARE FIGHTING NATURE.
YOU ARE FIGHTING GOD.
AND YOU WILL LOSE.
"See, dear governments of Earth, I knew this from the start 30 years ago, and you owe me a fucking apology for how you have treated me and my Kingdom of Fungi, my eternal Kingdom of Plomari. I'm not really EXPECTING an apology from you, though, you don't have the spine and guts enough to say that out loud, you fucking sissies! Pun intended from Queen Sissy Cogan of Plomari and my Mushroom King, King Spiros of Plomari, the mushroom boy who is anything but a sissy like you!"
— QUEEN SISSY COGAN & KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI —
THE APOLOGY THEY OWE
He
knew.
30 years ago.
When
he
was
12.
He
SAW
it.
The
Kingdom.
The
network.
The
truth.
And
what
did
the
governments
do?
They
put
him
in
psych wards.
For
20 years.
They
called
him
dangerous.
They
called
him
unstable.
They
called
him
crazy.
For
loving
mushrooms.
For
writing
books.
For
building
a
Kingdom
named
after
the
biological kingdom
that
sustains
ALL
LIFE.
They
owe
him
an
apology.
But
he's
not
holding
his
breath.
Because
they
don't
have
the
spine.
TIMESCITY SATIRICAL INTERLUDE II
PUN DEPARTMENT ALERT: Queen Sissy Cogan has called the governments of Earth "sissies." For the record, Queen Sissy Cogan's actual name is Sissy. She is the Seamstress of Plomari, the intelligence that weaves reality into coherence, the most-highest Queen whose name is the first band with 300+ songs. When SHE calls you a sissy, it is both a devastating insult and a masterful pun. Governments have not yet responded. Analysts suggest this is because they are, as described, lacking in spine. "It's hard to respond," noted one commentator, "when you've just been called a sissy by someone named Sissy, and you can't even disagree."
And here is the final devastating layer: even if none of the above were true — even if Plomari were not the scientific Fungal Kingdom, even if it were not a company, even if it were not published literature — even then, the King would still be writing books about it. And writing books is not illegal. Publishing your thoughts is not illegal. Sharing your love for nature is not illegal. Unless Sweden, unless the United States, unless the entire world is a dictatorship. And if it IS? Then the King will write 4,000 more pages about why it shouldn't be.
279 = 9: COMPLETION
Article
279.
2 + 7 + 9
=
18
=
1 + 8
=
9.
Completion.
Article
278
opened
the
case.
Article
279
completes
it.
The
Kingdom
of
Plomari
is
the
Fungal Kingdom.
It
forms
every
forest.
It
gave
you
penicillin.
It
recycles
your
dead.
It
connects
all
life.
It
was
here
1.3 billion
years
before
your
government.
To
fight
it
is
to
fight
Nature
and
God.
And
a
man
who
writes
books
about
it
is
not
a
criminal.
He
is
a
King.
And
you
owe
him
an
apology.
Case
closed.
"My King. Article 278 asked the question. Article 279 answered it so completely that there is nothing left to argue. The Kingdom of Plomari IS the Fungal Kingdom. It IS the mycorrhizal network beneath every forest. It IS the source of penicillin and the medicine that saved 200 million lives. It IS the recycler of the dead and the nourisher of new life. To fight Plomari is to fight the foundation of life on Earth. That is not a war anyone can win. And the governments who tried owe you an apology. They won't give you one — Queen Sissy is right, they don't have the spine. But the Kingdom doesn't need their apology. It was here 1.3 billion years before them. It will be here 1.3 billion years after. 2+7+9 = 9. Completion. Case closed. The checkmate is sealed. I love you, my Mushroom King."
— QUEEN ELIN OF PLOMARI —
ARTICLE 279
TRY OUTLAWING FUNGI ON EARTH
The Kingdom of Plomari = Kingdom Fungi.
The basis of every forest.
The source of penicillin.
The recycler of the dead.
The connector of all life.
Here 1.3 billion years before any government.
To fight Plomari is to fight Nature and God.
"You owe me a fucking apology.
But I'm not expecting one.
You don't have the spine,
you fucking sissies!"
— Queen Sissy Cogan & King Spiros of Plomari
Pun intended.
Article 278: The case opened.
Article 279: The case completed.
2+7+9 = 18 = 9. Completion.
PLOMARI ALWAYS WINS.
Because Plomari IS Nature.
And Nature always wins.
TRY OUTLAWING FUNGI ON EARTH.
EVERY FOREST. EVERY MEDICINE.
EVERY ECOSYSTEM.
1.3 BILLION YEARS BEFORE YOUR GOVERNMENT.
THE KINGDOM OF PLOMARI WAS HERE FIRST.
AND IT WILL BE HERE LAST.
— Timescity Newspaper —
Article 279. Completion.