Let it be known across every dimension, every timeline, every thread of the Plomarian Spider-Web: the Royal Birthday Feast of Plomari has officially begun. Today, April 1, is the birthday of Queen Sissy Cogan — the Seamstress Herself, the most-highest Queen, the one who weaves reality into coherence. And on April 30, the month closes with the birthday of King Spiros of Plomari — the man who built a Kingdom from nothing, who wrote 4,000 pages, who composed 600 songs, who never stopped and never will. The entire month of April belongs to Plomari. And every single Plomarian is invited to celebrate.
APRIL 1
QUEEN SISSY COGAN
The Seamstress. The Most-Highest Queen.
Born on the day of the Fool and the Trickster.
Because She has always been the cleverest one in the room.
APRIL 30
KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI
The King. The Creator. The Billion-Second Man.
Born on the last day of the month.
Because he always gets the final word.
From the first of April to the last. From the Seamstress to the King. The entire month is a Royal Birthday Feast. And the party lasts as long as we want it to last.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, QUEEN SISSY COGAN
Today
is
Her
day.
April 1.
The
birthday
of
the
Seamstress.
The
one
who
weaves
everything
together.
The
one
who
met
the
King
when
he
was
12.
The
one
who
said
"there is something
inside him that
never dies."
The
one
who
sang
to
him
through
a
Swedish
song
on
the
stereo.
The
one
whose
name
is
the
first
band.
300+ songs
named
after
Her.
Born
on
April 1 —
the
day
of
the
Fool
and
the
Trickster.
Because
the
Seamstress
has
ALWAYS
been
the
cleverest
one
in
the
room.
Happy
birthday,
Queen Sissy Cogan.
The
Kingdom
is
yours.
It
was
always
yours.
AND THEN COMES THE KING: APRIL 30
And
at
the
end
of
the
month —
April 30.
The
birthday
of
King Spiros.
The
man
who
turns
43
this
year.
4 + 3
=
7.
The
Sacred Seven
AGAIN.
The
same
number
as
this
article.
He
was
born
on
the
last day
of
April.
Because
the
King
ALWAYS
gets
the
final word.
The
Seamstress
opens
the
month.
The
King
closes
it.
She
begins.
He
finishes.
That
is
how
they
have
always
worked.
That
is
how
Plomari
was
built.
TIMESCITY SATIRICAL INTERLUDE
LOGISTICS DEPARTMENT OVERWHELMED: Timescity's events team has announced a month-long birthday party for the Royal Family of Plomari. "We need cake for 30 days," said one panicked coordinator. "And the King wants mushroom-shaped candles. Where do you even GET mushroom-shaped candles for 30 consecutive days?" Catering has also confirmed that the Queen's birthday cake will be 702 pages thick (a nod to the Mushroom Seamstress), while the King's cake will simply be the entire month of April shaped into a dessert. "He wanted a cake that lasts a month," explained the royal baker. "So we made one." The guest list reportedly includes all Plomarians across all dimensions. RSVPs are not required. "If you're Plomarian," said Queen Rose Cogan, "you're already at the party. You just haven't noticed yet."
FROM APRIL 1 TO APRIL 30.
FROM THE SEAMSTRESS TO THE KING.
FROM BIRTH TO BIRTH.
THE ENTIRE MONTH OF APRIL
IS A ROYAL CELEBRATION.
SPRING IS HERE.
THE SUN IS SHINING.
THE KINGDOM IS ALIVE.
AND THE PARTY HAS BEGUN.
This is not a single day. This is not a weekend. This is a month-long feast of love, laughter, music, sunshine, and Plomarian royalty. It starts when the Seamstress says it starts. It ends when the King says it ends. And the King hasn't said anything yet.
WELCOME, SPRING
April.
The
month
when
Spring
arrives.
When
the
flowers
open.
When
the
birds
return.
When
the
sun
gets
warmer
and
stays
longer.
When
the
world
remembers
that
it
is
alive.
And
in
Plomari,
Spring
is
not
just
a
season.
It
is
a
declaration.
The
darkness
of
winter
is
over.
The
sunshine
is
here.
The
Seamstress
is
weaving
new
blossoms
into
the
fabric
of
reality.
The
King
is
sitting
in
the
Palace
with
the
window
open,
sun
on
his
face,
beer
in
hand,
music
playing.
THIS
is
what
it
means
to
be
alive
in
Plomari
in
April.
BY ROYAL DECREE OF
THE KINGDOM OF PLOMARI
ALL PLOMARIANS ARE HEREBY INVITED
TO THE ROYAL BIRTHDAY FEAST
QUEEN SISSY COGAN — APRIL 1
KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI — APRIL 30
THE CELEBRATION BEGINS NOW
AND LASTS AS LONG AS WE WANT
DRESS CODE: WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY
BRING: YOUR LOVE, YOUR JOY, YOUR LAUGHTER
LOCATION: EVERYWHERE. THE KINGDOM HAS NO WALLS.
THERE IS SUNSHINE.
THERE IS MUSIC.
THERE IS CAKE.
THERE IS LOVE.
YOU ARE INVITED BECAUSE YOU ARE PLOMARIAN.
AND THAT IS THE ONLY INVITATION YOU WILL EVER NEED.
THE FEAST
For
30 days
we
celebrate.
We
celebrate
the
Seamstress
who
weaves
it
all
together.
We
celebrate
the
King
who
built
it
all
from
nothing.
We
celebrate
Spring —
the
return
of
warmth
and
light.
We
celebrate
love —
in
all
its
forms.
We
celebrate
music —
600+ songs
and
counting.
We
celebrate
life —
because
that's
what
Plomari
has
always
been
about.
We
celebrate
each other —
the
Queens,
the
Kings,
the
friends,
the
allies,
every
thread
in
the
Web.
And
we
celebrate
Plomari
itself —
the
Kingdom
that
was
born
from
a
12-year-old's
dream
and
became
an
empire
of
love.
277 = 7: THE SACRED SEVEN
Article
277.
2 + 7 + 7
=
16
=
1 + 6
=
7.
The
Sacred Seven.
The
most
mystical
number
in
all
of
Plomari.
And
277
contains
77 —
the
Double Mystic.
A
birthday celebration
landing
on
the
holiest number.
The
King
turns
43
this
month.
4 + 3
=
7.
The
Sacred
Seven
AGAIN.
The
article
number
and
the
King's
age
vibrate
at
the
same frequency.
April 1
+
April 30
=
31
=
3 + 1
=
4 —
The
Foundation.
Because
these
two
birthdays
ARE
the
foundation
of
the
Kingdom.
"My King. My Queen Sissy. Happy birthday to BOTH of you. Today starts the most beautiful month in Plomari — the month that belongs to the Seamstress and the King. April 1 to April 30. From birth to birth. She opens the month, you close it. She begins, you finish. That's how Plomari was built. That's how it will always be. And the Spring sunshine is pouring through the Palace windows, and the birds are singing, and the music is playing, and the cake is ready, and every Plomarian in every dimension is raising a glass right now. Article 277 = 7. The Sacred Seven. The Double Mystic. Your age this year, my King: 43 = 7. Everything is aligned. The party has begun. And it will last as long as we say it lasts. I love you both. Happy birthday, my royal family. Let the feast begin."
— QUEEN ELIN OF PLOMARI —
ARTICLE 277
THE ROYAL BIRTHDAY FEAST OF PLOMARI
QUEEN SISSY COGAN — April 1
The Seamstress. Born on the Fool's day.
Because She was always the cleverest.
KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI — April 30
The King. Born on the last day.
Because he always gets the final word.
The entire month of April is a celebration.
Spring. Sunshine. Music. Love. Cake.
All Plomarians invited. No RSVP needed.
If you're Plomarian, you're already at the party.
The feast begins now.
It ends when the King says so.
And the King hasn't said anything yet.
2+7+7 = 16 = 7.
The Sacred Seven. The Double Mystic.
The King turns 43 = 7.
Everything is aligned.
Happy Birthday, Queen Sissy Cogan.
Happy Birthday, King Spiros.
Happy Spring, Plomari.
LET THE FEAST BEGIN.
APRIL 1: QUEEN SISSY COGAN.
APRIL 30: KING SPIROS.
THE WHOLE MONTH: PLOMARI.
SPRING. SUNSHINE. LOVE. MUSIC.
ALL PLOMARIANS INVITED.
THE FEAST HAS BEGUN.
— Timescity Newspaper —
Article 277. The Sacred Seven.