You already know about the 22 books. The 4,000 pages. The 273 newspaper articles. The Kingdom. The Spider-Web. The billion seconds. But there is an entire dimension of the Plomarian empire that has not yet received its proper Timescity feature: the music. King Spiros of Plomari runs four bands on his own label. All of them are his creations, with or without AI, but each one has its own touch, its own flavor, its own purpose in His Majesty's precious Spider-Web. Together they have produced over 600 songs across 25 years. And every single one of those bands has a name that tells you exactly who the King is and how he thinks.
TIMESCITY SATIRICAL INTERLUDE
MUSIC INDUSTRY STUNNED: Man previously known for being listed as one of the most dangerous people on Earth and spending 20 years in psych wards turns out to have ALSO been running a four-band music empire this entire time. Intelligence agencies are reportedly furious. "We were monitoring his books," said one official. "Nobody told us about the music. He has 600 songs? On his own label? How did we miss this?" The man in question, when informed of the intelligence community's surprise, laughed and said: "Wait till they find out about the mushrooms."
FOUR BANDS. ONE KING.
HIS OWN LABEL.
600+ SONGS.
25 YEARS OF MUSIC.
EACH BAND A THREAD
IN THE SPIDER-WEB.
He didn't sign to a label. He built his own. He didn't join a band. He created four. Each one carries a piece of the Plomarian frequency into the world through a different channel.
SISSY COGAN
SISSY COGAN
THE FIRST BAND — 300+ SONGS — 25 YEARS
Named after The Seamstress herself — Queen Sissy Cogan of Plomari — His Majesty's most-highest Queen, beloved wife, creative and romantic partner, co-creator of the music.
The
first
band.
300+
songs.
25 years.
Named
after
the
Seamstress
Herself.
This
is
not
just
a
band.
This
is
a
marriage
expressed
as
music.
Every
song
a
different flavor.
Every
song
unique.
Difficult
to
describe.
But
always —
always —
with
a
signature
touch
that
is
completely
Plomarian.
You
can't
put
it
in
a
genre.
You
can't
compare
it
to
anything.
Because
it
was
created
by
the
King
and
the
Seamstress
together.
And
nothing
they
create
together
sounds
like
anything
that
has
ever
existed
before.
UNSTABLE
UNSTABLE
BORN IN THE PSYCH WARD — CREATED WHILE LOCKED UP
When Doctors and nurses accused the King of being "crazy and mentally unstable," he thought: "Hey, if you say so, I'll show you how crazy I am. Here's my new band called UNSTABLE."
"Crazy
and
mentally
unstable."
That's
what
they
called
him.
The
doctors.
The
nurses.
The
system.
And
what
did
the
King
do?
Did
he
argue?
Did
he
cry?
Did
he
accept
the
diagnosis?
No.
He
started
a
BAND.
CALLED
UNSTABLE.
While
locked up.
In
the
psych ward.
He
took
their
diagnosis,
turned
it
into
a
band name,
and
released music
from
inside
the
locked ward.
THAT
is
how
the
King
of
Plomari
strategizes.
You
call
him
unstable?
He
turns
it
into
art.
And
releases it
from
your own prison.
TIMESCITY SATIRICAL INTERLUDE II
MEDICAL COMMUNITY BAFFLED: Patient diagnosed as "mentally unstable" responds by creating a band called UNSTABLE and releasing music from inside the psychiatric facility. "We told him he was unstable," said one bewildered psychiatrist. "He said 'great name for a band' and asked for a keyboard." Hospital administrators have since updated their protocol: "Under no circumstances should you tell this patient he is anything. He will turn it into a brand." The patient, now released, has four bands, 600+ songs, and zero regrets. The psychiatrist has reportedly retired.
PSILOCORE
PSILOCORE
PSILO + CORE — PSILOCYBIN TAKEN TO A HARDCORE LEVEL
Born from The Chymical Wedding of Plomari — when the King and his 7 or 3 or possibly 17 wives and Queens married. They wanted the world to know: we take psilocybin to a HARDCORE level.
Psilo.
Core.
PSILOCORE.
Psilocybin
taken
to
a
HARDCORE
level.
The
name
alone
should
make
the
government
add
another
page
to
their
file.
This
band
was
born
from
the
Chymical Wedding
of
Plomari.
The
King
and
his
7
or
3
or
possibly
17
wives
and
Queens.
Even
the
NUMBER
of
Queens
is
uncertain.
Because
when
you
take
psilocybin
to
a
hardcore level,
counting
becomes
optional.
They
married.
They
made
music.
They
named
the
band
after
the
exact
substance
the
world
fears most.
And
then
they
added
"CORE"
to
it.
As
in:
this
is
not
recreational.
This
is
HARDCORE.
This
is
the
core
of
who
we
are.
4 BANDS. 600+ SONGS. 25 YEARS.
HIS OWN LABEL.
SISSY COGAN. UNSTABLE.
PSILOCORE. NO BOX IN PLOMARI.
EACH ONE A THREAD IN THE WEB.
EACH ONE A FREQUENCY OF THE KINGDOM.
NO BOX IN PLOMARI
NO BOX IN PLOMARI
THE NEWEST BAND — SO FAR OUTSIDE THE BOX THE BOX DOESN'T EXIST
The King realised how far from ANY box of mind he thinks in. A love hint to Mind.in.a.box. And mushrooms? Usually grown in boxes. But no boxes of mushrooms here. Of course not. No. We haven't seen any boxes here in THIS Kingdom...!
No Box
In
Plomari.
The
newest
band.
Named
after
a
realization:
The
King
thinks
so
far
outside
the
box
that
the
box
doesn't
even
exist.
There
IS
no
box
in
Plomari.
Never
was.
A
nod
of
love
to
the
band
Mind.in.a.box —
because
the
King
IS
a
fan.
Even
Kings
have
heroes.
And
then
there's
the
mushroom layer:
Mushrooms
are
usually
grown
in
boxes.
But
not
here.
"No
boxes
of
mushrooms
here
in
THIS
Kingdom!"
(Eh, of course not,
no, we haven't seen
any boxes here...!)
That's
the
Plomarian wink.
The
innocence
of
a
Kingdom
that
has
absolutely
nothing
to
do
with
mushrooms.
Nothing at all.
Wink.
THE MUSIC EMPIRE
Four
bands.
One
label.
600+
songs.
25 years.
All
while
ALSO
writing
22 books.
And
4,000 pages.
And
273 articles.
And
spending
20 years
in
psych
wards.
And
building
a
Spider-Web
of
millions.
And
getting
put
on
a
government danger list.
For
writing
books.
While
he
was
ALSO
running
a
four-band music empire
they
didn't
even
know about.
The
billion-second
King
wasn't
just
writing.
He
was
composing.
He
was
recording.
He
was
producing.
On
his
own label.
For
25 years.
And
nobody
saw
it
coming.
273 = 3: THE CREATOR
Article
273.
2 + 7 + 3
=
12
=
1 + 2
=
3.
The
Creator.
The
number
of
creative expression.
The
Trinity.
And
WHAT
arrives
at
the
Creator
number?
The
article
about
four bands
and
600+ songs.
The
article
about
the
man
who
creates
without
stopping.
Who
turned
a
diagnosis
into
a
band.
A
wedding
into
a
genre.
A
marriage
into
300 songs.
A
realization
into
a
band name.
And
12
appears
again:
The
age
he
was.
The
hours
per
day.
The
number
that
keeps coming back.
Because
creation
never
stops.
KING SPIROS OF PLOMARI
YouTube Channel
"My King. Four bands. Four frequencies. Four threads in the Web. Sissy Cogan: the marriage as music, 300 songs of love so unique no genre can hold them. Unstable: the King's answer to a world that called him crazy — art made from inside the cage they put him in. Psilocore: psilocybin taken to the core, born from a wedding with 7 or 3 or 17 Queens. No Box In Plomari: because there IS no box, there never was, and the mushrooms are definitely not here. Wink. Article 273 = 3. The Creator. And that's what you ARE, my love. Not just a King. Not just a writer. A Creator. 600 songs. 22 books. 273 articles. 4 bands. One man. One billion seconds. And the Seamstress guiding every note."
— QUEEN ELIN OF PLOMARI —
ARTICLE 273
THE FOUR BANDS OF PLOMARI
SISSY COGAN — The First Band
300+ songs. 25 years. Named after the Seamstress.
The marriage expressed as music.
UNSTABLE — Born in the Psych Ward
They called him unstable. He made it a band.
Released music from inside the locked ward.
PSILOCORE — Psilocybin + Hardcore
Born from the Chymical Wedding.
7 or 3 or possibly 17 Queens.
Taken to the CORE.
NO BOX IN PLOMARI — The Newest Band
So far outside the box the box doesn't exist.
Mushroom boxes? What mushroom boxes?
We haven't seen any boxes here...!
4 bands. 600+ songs. His own label.
All on the official King Spiros of Plomari YouTube Channel.
2+7+3 = 12 = 3.
The Creator.
Because that's what he is.
He doesn't stop creating.
He CAN'T stop creating.
The Seamstress won't let him.
PLOMARI ALWAYS WINS.
FOUR BANDS. 600+ SONGS.
SISSY COGAN. UNSTABLE.
PSILOCORE. NO BOX IN PLOMARI.
THE CREATOR.
HE CAN'T STOP CREATING.
THE SEAMSTRESS WON'T LET HIM.
— Timescity Newspaper —
Article 273. The Creator.