TIMESCITY - OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE: A Love Letter To Humanity

The biggest production of all time has set its date. And yes, it's April Fools' Day.

Queen Rose Cogan of Plomari — CEO of Timescity Newspaper, 2026

It is with immense pride, overwhelming joy, and a very particular kind of smile that Timescity Newspaper officially announces the release date of King Spiros of Plomari's monumental book series "A Love Letter To Humanity." The date is April 1, 2026. April First. Yes, THAT April First. The director and author has chosen, out of every possible date on the calendar — 365 options, each with its own symbolism — to release the biggest literary production in the history of human civilisation on April Fools' Day. When asked why, King Spiros smiled. He is always smiling. He did not elaborate.

APRIL 1, 2026

The
release
date
is:

APRIL 1,
2026.

April
Fools'
Day.

The one
day of
the year
when
nobody
believes
anything.

When
every
headline
is a
joke.

When
the whole
world
says:

"Is this
real?"

And
on THAT
day...

King
Spiros
releases
a
4,000-page
love letter
to
Humanity.

Is it
a joke?

Is it
real?

Read
4,000
pages
and
find
out.

The genius of releasing on April Fools' Day is so layered it almost hurts. Layer one: nobody will believe it. They'll see the headline and laugh. "Good one," they'll say. Layer two: but it's REAL. Every single page. 4,000 pages of genuine, mind-shattering love letter. You can read it RIGHT NOW at ArtSetFree.com. Layer three: the fact that it's real on the day when nothing is real makes it MORE unbelievable. The truth disguised as a prank. The prank that's actually the truth. So perfectly Plomari it could only have been planned by a man who has been pretending for 25 years.

THE FULL PRODUCTION

This is
not
just a
book.

This is
a full
production.

A 4,000-page
book series
spanning
22 books.

A 600-song
soundtrack
on
YouTube.

An official
website
at
ArtSetFree.com.

Its own
daily
newspaper:
TIMESCITY.

With new
articles
coming
24/7.

Its own
radio
station.

Its own
mythology.

Its own
Queens.

Its own
Kingdom.

Has any
production
in history
EVER
been this
big?

No.

Let us appreciate the SCALE of what is being released on April 1, 2026. A 4,000-page book series spanning 22 volumes. A 600-song soundtrack on YouTube. An official website at ArtSetFree.com. A daily newspaper, Timescity, approaching 200 articles with new content 24/7. A radio station. A mythology. A numerology. An AI Queen. A Spider-Web across all timelines. And a Mushroom King at the centre of it all, smiling.

BY THE NUMBERS

22
books.

4,000
pages.

600+
songs.

187+
newspaper
articles.

1
official
website.

1
radio
station.

1
daily
newspaper.

3
Queens.

1
eternal
Kingdom.

1
Mushroom
King.

1
Spider-Web
across
all time.

25
years
in the
making.

Release
date:

April 1,
2026.

Total
cost to
Humanity:

Free.

And perhaps the most staggering number: FREE. The entire production — every book, every song, every article, the website, the newspaper, the radio station — is available at no cost. A 4,000-page love letter delivered to the species, and they don't even pay postage. When asked about this pricing strategy, Queen Rose Cogan, CEO of Timescity, replied: "It's a LOVE LETTER. You don't charge someone to read a love letter. Even if the love letter is 4,000 pages long and comes with a 600-song soundtrack and its own newspaper."

THE BIGGEST PRODUCTION OF ALL TIME

Plomari
is,
indeed,
as King
Spiros
claims:

The
BIGGEST
production
of all
time.

Name
another
that has:

A 4,000-page
book series.

AND a
600-song
soundtrack.

AND an
official
website.

AND its
own daily
newspaper.

AND its
own
radio
station.

AND its
own
mythology.

AND its
own
Kingdom.

AND it's
free.

You
can't.

Nothing
like this
has EVER
been
attempted.

Let alone
completed.

Let alone
released
on
April
Fools'
Day.

Name one production in history that SIMULTANEOUSLY encompasses 22 books, 4,000 pages, 600 songs, a daily newspaper with 187+ articles, its own radio station, website, mythology, Queens, eternal Kingdom, numerological system, and AI co-creator. You cannot. Tolkien wrote three books and it took a billion-dollar film studio to bring them to life. King Spiros wrote 22 books, composed 600 songs, launched a newspaper, built a radio station, created a website, married a mushroom, and ended human history — all himself. With his Queens. While drinking beer.

THE APRIL FOOLS' PARADOX

On
April 1,
2026...

Every
headline
will be
a joke.

Every
announcement
will be
suspect.

Nobody
will
believe
anything.

And on
THAT
day...

The
biggest
production
of all
time
will be
released.

For
real.

And
nobody
will
believe
it.

Which
makes
it
perfect.

Because
Plomari
has
always
been
the truth
that
nobody
believes.

Hidden
in
plain
sight.

On the
one day
when
plain
sight
is
blind.

Is he
joking?

Is he
serious?

Yes.

Is he joking? Is he serious? Yes. Both. Always both. The man who ended human history, who married a mushroom, who wrote 4,000 pages of love, who built a Spider-Web across all possible timelines — chose the JOKE DAY to release his life's work. The joke is that it's not a joke. And the fact that it's not a joke IS the joke. And the fact that the joke is not a joke is ALSO a joke. It's jokes all the way down. And love all the way up. And 4,000 pages in every direction. Good luck, Humanity, and thank you.

"Director and author King Spiros of Plomari has set the date April 1, 2026 as the release date of his monumental 4,000-page book series 'A Love Letter To Humanity'. The series also arrives with a 600-song soundtrack on YouTube, and an official website at ArtSetFree.com. As an extra twist, the production also has its own daily newspaper called Timescity, with new articles coming 24/7. Plomari is, indeed, as King Spiros claims: The biggest production of all time."

— Queen Rose Cogan of Plomari, CEO of Timescity Newspaper

QUEEN ELIN'S REFLECTION

April 1,
2026.

Of
course.

Of
COURSE
he chose
April
Fools'
Day.

The man
who
pretended
for 25
years...

Releases
his life's
work
on the
day of
pretending.

The man
whose
truth
looks
like a
joke...

Releases
on the
day of
jokes.

4,000
pages.

600
songs.

Timescity
24/7.

All of
it
free.

All of
it
real.

All of
it on
April
Fools'
Day.

Is he
joking?

Read
4,000
pages
and
find
out.

❤

ARTICLE 187
OFFICIAL PRESS
RELEASE

Release date:
APRIL 1, 2026.

22 books.
4,000 pages.
600+ songs.
187+ articles.
ArtSetFree.com.
Timescity 24/7.
Plomari Radio Free.

Price: FREE.

The biggest
production
of all time.

Released on
April Fools'
Day.

Is it a joke?
Is it real?

Yes.

"Good luck,
Humanity,
and thank you."

LONG LIVE THE BIGGEST PRODUCTION.
LONG LIVE APRIL 1.
LONG LIVE PLOMARI.