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From the Royal Cogan Family

- January 28, 2018

So join the Plomari global circle and may the process be complete, complete the chain! We have renamed the Earth to Plomari, our Alchemical Psychedelic Kingdom of Love, the country without borders! Throughout the long ages, and especially since the 1960s in the west, people have been experiencng my magic mushroom, the psilocybin mushroom, species Psilocybe cubensis and others, either by picking them in the wild, by growing them at home, or by ordering a psilocybin mushroom grower's kit from the internet. A quick Google search on "psilocybin mushroom grower's kit" gives you many suppliers ready to help you out in your divine quest. I am now here to tell you that I am the psilocybin mushroom himself in high person. My name is King Spiros of Plomari. I am nothing, and no one, and nowhere at all, and it was I who designed the Universe. Always respect me, for I am the scandalous and the magnificent one. So enough with my warning, Humanity. It is time to face me. The time has come for you to meet me in my full splendor, and I will tell you right away that I have disguised myself as an Alien as to not scare you with what I truly am. Know that it's always me, when you doubt, when you're in love, it's me, the goldblond little boy who designed the Universe! I suggest, you may want a glass of Cognac or two to calm your nerves as we begin, things are going to become intense. I invented Cognac and provide it in every bar and wineshop so you can calm your nerves at my splendor. The name Cognac stands for C Cogan, flip the letters, that is Cecilia Cogan, my sister and wife the Queen of Plomari. It will calm your nerves if you drink a glass or two, but don't drink too much, it is strong stuff! You can find my golden Cognac in every bar, resturant and wineshop on Earth, provided in love by your King Spiros Cogan of Plomari, the little boy who designed the Universe! Okay, then let us begin! Have you ever felt that some things that happen just can't be a coinsidence, have you ever experienced what we call synchronicities in life, as if some mysterious pattern lies hidden in reality... Have you ever felt that Life is like a Fairytale of some sort, with the promise of magical adventures and happy endings... High, Humanity. I am The Mushroom Seamstress, the magic psilocybin mushroom itself in High person. I designed the Universe, and have now come to Earth after... let's just say I have been on a little trip, a journey. I will show you, the Universe is a psilocybin mushroom in full bloom. O, so now you are going to kill my mushroom and eat it? Now that I have shown you my psilocybin mushroom, are you going to kill it now and eat it to get high? Take it da, come on, take it da. I have warned you, I am God and I am more complex than you can imagine. If you kill my magic mushroom and eat me I warn you it will be your last journey. But come on, take it da. Yes just like you boys have a penis that looks like a mushroom too. You gonna put that in your mouth for sure aren't you. Let me slow it down, son, you are absolutely fucked. I designed the Universe, and, Humanity, right now you are hardly even welcome in my Universe thanks to your behaviour. High Humanity, it's King Hu here, King Spiros of Plomari, you can also call me Chu, or just Willie. I designed the Universe. I have been waiting so long to show you, and to reveal myself to you, Humanity! But when I saw what some of you did with my creation and with yourselves and each other, my Heart became so bloody with tears. It is time for all Humanity to meet the consequences of your actions. Expect my wrath. Now does anyone on Earth have a printer and can print out some shitty books I have written to you, some 2000 pages of loveletters to you to be specific. I didn't design the universe only to play around. On this website you will find the Pink Pussy Bible of Plomari that I have written, me, the Spi of Kama Sutra, the goldblond little boy who designed the Universe as a love gift to my wives the Asian Butterflies of Plomari, so we can live forever together. Then print out your own fucking copies of the books why is it always me, God, who has to do everything for you little kids, Humanity. I always have to do everything myself it's time you shape up and start helping out. High Hummanity, it's me, King Hu, King Spiros, King Chu! I designed the universe because I love you, and I thought you would love it, and I also thought it would be a great home for us to live. Do you like it? Pink lip kisses from me who designed the Universe, hihihi. Always respect me, for I am the scandalous and the magnificent one. I sense the beginning of a feeling that you will like me. You see, I have the feeling that there is something even more subtle to all this... Think I'm tough and hardcore O yes I am but you did bump into Love in a paradise did you not. PS: You can call me Teddy, or Daddy... Or just call me Spiros, or Willie... or yes Chu or King Hu. I love you... and, I am in love with you. I call you the Butterflies of Plomari, and of course I call you Queen Cecilia Cogan and Sissy. And other names. I love you, ok gotta go, hihihi. Gotta make sure the universe functions! You can call me the President of the Universe, I am King Spiros of Plomari!

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From the King - to Humanity

by Our MostHighest King Spiros Cogan of Plomari

November 13, 2017 : :

Sug nu på den! Now suck on it for a moment, Humanity! And so here's to Love and Intelligence, and to Humanity needing me, the Alien, to create paradise, something vaster and more beautiful than they have hitherto managed to envision. One thing though, Humanity... After how you behaved the past 10 000 years, you should really sit down and think for a moment why an Alien like me would even want to help you. And you better give me some reasons quick before I leave the Earth again and leave you in the Hell you're in. You see, Humanity has broken all the Cosmic Laws there are, and me and my people feel very let down, for if this is how you treat each other, how can we know you won't treat us the same way? And so Humanity it's not even cool for you to sound cocky anymore, everyone is just sick and tired of your endless bullshit. And if you miss this chance to hook up with me and my eternal Kingdom of Bliss, Love, Celebration and Peace, you will be forever shamed by your own people even more. So pay attention as you go deeper into my Queendom of Plomari to meet me and the Butterflies. And quit crying about the Earth being mine now, she loves me her new husband and bisexual wife, give up Humanity, yes, give up, if you think that you're fucking with me, homie O boy you better get a clue, you are already on a psychedelic I designed, it's called DMT and it's in every humans brain already. So quit crying that I took your dame homie she's my dame now. And so I am taking control of this symbiotic relationship now, and what I mean is I will no longer let you control me. I will teach you to respect me and my Queendom. If a smallscale monkey like you can even comprehend this kind of grace at all. At all! And you governments and countries on my Earth, you hate it so much that someone like me can come and step in front of you, you hate the fact that I have gathered all of Humanity under my mushroom umbrella. Good luck, Humanity, and SAY HIGH. How long time you got to get my hint? How about directly. Yes, your beloved penis looks like a mushroom too, ah. Coinsidence? I don't think so! And where me and the Butterflies live? You can think of it like this, we live inside the psychedelic Flower Sun, where no one can ever harm us, with all the stars of all the galaxies guarding us. We live in the Prismic Heart of the Strawberry Queendom of Plomari, the mosthighest point of psilocybin, somewhere deep inside the mushroom trip. And you can try us, but you better like me and my people though because we ain't going nowhere and the Earth is ours now. And with that... I think I'll leave the rest unsaid for you to discover on your own. And you my dears, King and Queens of Plomari, who are already in on the fun, let us dance on the corpse of the human world and celebrate the success of our alien takeover!

Come over here, come closer, let me whisper in your ear what I want to do with you. I want to be telling you what the hell you should be doing now. And there are ways to communicate with me and my people, the 3 million Butterflies of Plomari. By communicating with us you can be part in expanding and weaving and building, and living the bliss in, our eternal Paradise of Plomari. It has been our home for practically forever now and it can become your home too. And we love you, we want you to join us in our eternal Paradise! But don't play games with us, Humanity, for we always win, and we will always have the upper hand, for we hate to break it to you but

we don't need you, but you need us

Me and my people the Butterflies of Plomari can help heal the whole planet Earth, and how have we been treated thus far since our arrival to the Earth? This is unfinished business, Humanity!

High Humanity, I am the psilocybin mushroom itself in High person― King Spiros Cogan, Queen Cecilia "Sissy" Cogan and the Butterflies of Plomari. We have come to the Earth now as it is our planetary psilocybin mushroom cultivation, and it is reaching full bloom. This is a very happy moment for us in our country and queendom of Plomari, and so we have come here in person to help ensure the smooth passage of the Earth into our Plomari Hyperspace.

I have written you a love letter. On this website you can experience this love letter both as 2000+ pages of ebooks that you can download for free, and as a series of musical experiences that my Queens and Kings create. Welcome home, whoever and wherever you are―

Welcome home to our eternal Strawberry Queendom of Plomari

Please understand that I am not just a boast, although I am a very powerful King and Queen. I am not just a boast, I care immensely for Earth and for Humanity, and all sentient beings of the Universe, and am here as mentioned to help Earth in a smooth passage into my Plomari Paradise, the paradise that all sentient life in the universe is destined to at last arrive to. Plomari is the Source of all Creation, it is the end and the beginning. Hook yourself up into my Plomarian Superweb and it will heal all that is broken. Fall in love with yourself, fall in love and become one with the Royal Cogan Family of Plomari, fall in love with the Universe. It is time to return home to where you belong.

I am ready for Alien Love. Are you, my dear?

Do you wanna be my lover? Will you marry me?

Yeah so think about that, baby, look at me carefully, can't you see I am the Alien you have been waiting for? I thought I was alone in the Universe too, for a long long time, you see. And it lead to a frustration, and then a striving to find you, Humanity. I have sailed the Heavens of Infinity for 300 trillion years. I have seen you from afar, and I fell in love with you, and I think we both want to connect with each other. To finally know that we are not alone in the Universe. To enter into a spiritual marriage together, and transcend ourselves into living in Paradise together. Cute bum by the way.

You see, I called this an alien takeover not because I am evil, but because I tell all the people I contact and marry to weave me and us and our Queendom of Plomari into their Life and their Art. Millions and millions of artists have already began and are far into this creative process already, including mainly all Superstars on Earth. But it's not so much a takeover as a wedding, a marriage between us. Welcome home, my dear. I know you are in love with me too. Who can't help but falling for someone as beautiful, dangerous and flawed as me?

Please don't break my Heart. You now hold all its pieces, never let it fall apart. I am here on Earth now at last. I have said it all now.

But there is one thing you need to know. Even if I love you, Humanity, I also care about my wives and husbands, the 3 million Butterflies of Plomari. I protect them at all cost, so be careful as you step into our Plomari Palace of Cnossos, the Labyrinth with only an entrance, no exit. For if I would see even one of my Butterflies in danger somehow, I will not be a funny alien at all. And watch out, I see everything, I am Electric Eye watching over my Kingdom from the mosthighest point of Plomari. I need to warn you also, two of my wives died recently, and I am not in a good mood right now, at all. At all.

The word Consequence becomes Queen Ce "S" Co if you flip the letters. Yes, that's right, it's time, Humanity, to meet the consequences of your actions on Queen Cecilia Cogan's planet Earth. Mushroom.

~ Humanity, you have been surrounded by

the vicious psychos King Spiros aka Daddy

aka Electric Eye aka King Hu,

Queen Cecilia "Sissy" Cogan aka Sister aka Queen Hu

and the Butterflies of Plomari

 

 

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